We broke up because...

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    He wasn't friendly with the neighbors at all and our house was vandalized!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He hit on our elderly neighbor at the annual bbq, I tried explaining it wasn't a swinging party!
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
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    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    He hit on our elderly neighbor at the annual bbq, I tried explaining it wasn't a swinging party!

    Cause she was smokin hot! But that was because she got too close to the grill.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    He caught our neighbor on fire!
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
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    She said I should check out our hot neighbor - sick!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She was on fire for our neighbor, caught they playing naughty fireman!
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
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    I caught them all with a fireman and when they left, all he said was "where my hose be at?"
  • cutethang1
    cutethang1 Posts: 239 Member
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    She hated the neighbor and wouldn't play naughty!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    She seemed to go next door to "Borrow Sugar" way too much!
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
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    Was always bitter about cutethang1 borrowing sugar
  • iamlynn74
    iamlynn74 Posts: 502 Member
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    Started accumulating way too much brown sugar.....ants
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    Because p3n0r
  • BuggaBoo666
    BuggaBoo666 Posts: 84
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    He was too sexy and deserved better.
  • BuggaBoo666
    BuggaBoo666 Posts: 84
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    Wtf is a brony?
    Because he confused me.
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
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    BuggaBoo666 wrote: »
    Wtf is a brony?
    Because he confused me.

    She tried to make me watch My Little Pony...disgusting D:<
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He said he wasn't brony but insisted on sleeping with them on our headboard!
  • dinolewis
    dinolewis Posts: 8 Member
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    Would not wear the leprechon suit to bed.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    She kept screaming out during our loving about being a brony, I thought she meant brawny and was cool with that until I found out what she really said
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He wouldn't dress like a my little pony and let me ride on his back! Wasn't true love!

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