We broke up because...
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She was an mossad agent0
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He was one of those paranoid Conspiracy Theorists!0
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She had theories about everything -- we couldn't even fool around without discussing it for hours0
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He didnt like foreplay or Pillow talk!
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she didnt like me pushing her face into the pillow0
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He was convicted for Attempted Murder!0
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He would come home and I would ask him where he had been, he would say "just discussing things with fab" but then I saw lipstick on his collar!0
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She kept wanting us to go on MFP and post love notes to each other in the CCFG forum.0
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I wasn't cool enough for him.0
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She had an odd affinity for post it notes0
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He made fun of me for having premature Senility!
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He followed me around all day narrating my life.0
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He always stood around with his arms crossed like he's in charge. I'm in charge, not you.0
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Had a Naopleon complex.0
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Or smart enough.0
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She would always make jokes, then explain them to me before I could laugh, because she wanted to feel superior.0
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She never got my jokes and just sat there with a blank look on her face! It drove me crazy!!!0
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She told the same joke everyday drove my crazy0
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Kept asking about adding midgets to our mix.0
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He didn't want to mix things up. Pretty magoo0
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He had a problem with short people and I'm only 4'11
He thought it was funny to sing this:
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She didn't like that I wanted to put a leash on her to keep her from getting lost0
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She couldn't get onto our bed and wanted me to get on my hands and knees so she could use me as a stool. was too cheap to buy one.0
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She bought me a pet and told me to keep it by my side day and night...it was a rattlesnake0
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Well one must have had a girlfriend to break up with...I've been single many years!
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He grabbed another man's wife's asp0
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He wouldn't share the mirror0
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Upon furrher reflection, I couldn't see myself sharing the mirror0
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He hogged the mirror.0
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She was always in the mirror. SO vain0
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