Corny pick up lines

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  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
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    Are you a compound of Beryllium and Barium? Because you're a total BaBe.
  • augold86
    augold86 Posts: 587 Member
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    pechepanda wrote: »
    Are you a compound of Beryllium and Barium? Because you're a total BaBe.

    I <3 that you used a chemistry pick up line, maybe we can have some chemistry as well. ;-) lol, sorry had to...
  • sofakingstevens
    sofakingstevens Posts: 201 Member
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    Do you have a mirror in your pants?

    Because I can see myself in them..
  • Carl117
    Carl117 Posts: 10 Member
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    How much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice!
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
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    If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential.
  • Tzinn1992
    Tzinn1992 Posts: 310 Member
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    There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want one more;)
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
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    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    Do you come here often?
    No.
    Wanna come back to mine? You'll come often there.

    This one is awesome and it reminds me of the pickup line to the waitress when asked, "When do you get off?" And the Waitress replied, "Every time!"
  • mistere627
    mistere627 Posts: 35 Member
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    Bend over.
  • JessMoTX
    JessMoTX Posts: 74
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    That outfit looks becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming too. ;)
  • D9996
    D9996 Posts: 367 Member
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    You smell like trash, can I take you out?
  • davesgalforever
    davesgalforever Posts: 220 Member
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    chimptron wrote: »
    Does this smell like cloroform?

    This is my favorite! :D
  • shifterbrainz
    shifterbrainz Posts: 245 Member
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    Do you speak Hawaiian? cuz your eyes are sayin' "kumonahwannalaya!" :devil:
  • KrysKiss87
    KrysKiss87 Posts: 124 Member
    edited March 2015
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    Would you like Gin and Platonic or do you prefer Scotch and Sofa?

    I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

    Can I read your t-shirt in braille?



    And my favorite two responses to the “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven” classic.

    No, but it hurt when I drunkenly fell down the side of a steep cliff several years ago and rolled into the river.

    No, but It looks like you tore up your face when you crawled out of hell.
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
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    Here is another classic: That dress looks good on you, and it would look really good on the floor of my bedroom!
  • Northernlight03
    Northernlight03 Posts: 1,980 Member
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    I have a good chat up line for a man........he asks the girl "what does a man with a 9inch penis have for breakfast? She replays ' I don't know,what?' He replies 'I had 2 boiled eggs and toast'
  • chelsy0587
    chelsy0587 Posts: 441 Member
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    Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind...
  • JessMoTX
    JessMoTX Posts: 74
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    drod9996 wrote: »
    You smell like trash, can I take you out?
    That is the worst.
  • seepersaud
    seepersaud Posts: 5,759 Member
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    JessMoTX wrote: »
    That outfit looks becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming too. ;)

    Love that!
  • JSurita2
    JSurita2 Posts: 1,304 Member
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    JessMoTX wrote: »
    drod9996 wrote: »
    You smell like trash, can I take you out?
    That is the worst.

    Agreed....who would say that and call it a pick up line...really.

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