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  • wolfruhn
    wolfruhn Posts: 3,025 Member
    edited March 2015
    He's a mid 50s male from NJ

    But.. In reality he's sitting on death row for a multiple homicide that he says he didn't commit
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    he was messing around, doing some arts and crafts, and he accidentally superglued his hand right onto his stomach. Then he tried to be cool and look casual about it, saying yeah, I meant to do that.
  • FormerMarine1
    FormerMarine1 Posts: 1,128 Member
    you are ugly
  • Raaneve
    Raaneve Posts: 692 Member
    Makes papier-mâché models of famous poodles.
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    she used to be a backup singer for Madonna
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    @kangakev‌ is better known as Johnathan T Work of the New South Sheffield Work name though technically he is a step-son adopted into the family. In his youth "JT", as he was known by his peers struggled with his weight and relationships with girls as most adolescent males are prone. However, JT discovered that he had a predisposition for interpretive rhythmic dance. His talent with dance helped young Mr Work to overcome his awkwardness with the opposite sex, leading to years of popularity and several emotionally fulfilling relationships.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    holy crap @standenvernet!!!!! no one wants to read that much

    He hosts the late night show
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Has refused several invitations to be a guest on my talk show, partially leading to a massive decline in market share
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    I gladly accepted erytime but he kept giving me the wrong address on purpose!!!!! He is twisted
  • cdcruizer05
    cdcruizer05 Posts: 1,006 Member
    Was a background singer for Whitney Houston...
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Hes a big fan of all denim outfits
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He's Stan Denvernet's butler.
  • jackiereaves
    jackiereaves Posts: 95 Member
    She taught Picasso how to paint
  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
    DOESN'T WEAR WEAVE
  • Frankie_Felinius
    Frankie_Felinius Posts: 1,398 Member
    She isn't the epitome of feminine beauty.
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    She was the first female captain employed by United Airlines
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    he was "Skipper" on "Gilligan's Island"
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He is Mr. Howell & Lovey's good for nothing, no account nephew.
  • augold86
    augold86 Posts: 587 Member
    She swam the English channel
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was once arrested for setting rat traps in the men's urinals :open_mouth:
  • Bill8855
    Bill8855 Posts: 4,267 Member
    Is jay z's accountant
  • augold86
    augold86 Posts: 587 Member
    Has 5 pet skunks
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    She has the heart of a lion. She took it when she broke into a zoo...poor kitty didn't stand a chance
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Is a professional Pick Pocket!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Was married to me in a former life
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    shaved my head to make me less attractive to his wives. Not my fault they crush on me!
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    Does NOT have an adult toy she named "Max", thinking of me
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He only runs on batteries! :stuck_out_tongue:
  • cdcruizer05
    cdcruizer05 Posts: 1,006 Member
    Chief of staff to OBAMA!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I would Totally Love that! :grinning:

    Is a Lumberjack by trade!

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