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We broke up because...
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always wanted lobster0
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kept asking for heaps of lobsters!0
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He tried to control what I ate, one cannot live on carrots alone, it's no way to live!0
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well, she said there was a clause in our contract... (get it? clause???)0
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gave me carrots instead of lollipops ick0
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She said "you know that pile of laundry, it ain't gonna fold itself". Cruel, so very very cruel0
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Maid service was too much $.
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She can't fold fitted sheets0
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Good one!
He fed me foods he knew I had allergies to.
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She was allergic to everything!0
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She claimed to be allergic to me.0
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She called me a liar
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She lied so much I'm not even sure Melissa is her real name!0
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She uncovered my secrets 0
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She forgot my name .. at the worst moments. 0
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Well, she didn't have any problems remembering another guy's name... at the worst moments!0
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he expected too much.. remembering your name? goodness0
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He always took his trunks off at the beach, and then I ended up spending all our vacation time bailing him out of jail!0
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After bailing me out, we had a special bond.0
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He stripped for Monopoly money with the neighbors!0
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After he hit all the mermaids...he started with the mermen. enough was enough.0
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Dared2Evolve wrote: »He stripped for Monopoly money with the neighbors!
She stole the MTS Whey I ordered days ago
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He mixed my protein shake with fiber as a prank.0
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He used Squirrels and chipmunks as a source of protein0
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She was obsessed with protein - I wanted a little fat and some carbs, too0
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She made me feel bad about my eating habits!0
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She was too cheap to go to the grocery store and would eat whatever she could catch in the yard.0
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Splurged too much at the grocery store.0
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he was always hanging out w his friends...i came second!!! 0
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