We broke up because...
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He always said FART!0
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she said tooted instead of fart0
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Said he was old fashioned0
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she had a strap on0
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My strap was bigger than his actual0
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he didn't like my burnt baby carrot dick0
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He knew it was him and not me0
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she wanted to *kitten* on my chest0
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Wanted to pee on my face0
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she always looked ratchet lol0
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Said i looked like all his exs0
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she looked like my exes0
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Couldnt get oveer his exs0
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she talked to my exes0
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Was a stalker0
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her hair smelled bad when she slept0
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Took more selfies than I did. XD0
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She wouldn't be in pics with me0
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she ran when i took pics of her0
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Help mariah carey with her song obsessed0
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