We broke up because...

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  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
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    had a creepy foot fetish..
  • nowweseeyou
    nowweseeyou Posts: 1,235 Member
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    She wanted me to wear her underwear
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
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    He would flex until he ripped every shirt we had in the house
  • StopherJJMFP
    StopherJJMFP Posts: 289 Member
    edited April 2015
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    Cause I found out he was a guy! sheesh!

    Opps, wrong response lol
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
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    He wouldn't hang my picture in his cubicle among all of his cat photos
  • StopherJJMFP
    StopherJJMFP Posts: 289 Member
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    She made the cat "disappear"
  • StopherJJMFP
    StopherJJMFP Posts: 289 Member
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    Because everyone stopped playing :'(
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
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    Because he handed me my a** in Monopoly...Boardwalk Empire can suck it
  • iamlynn74
    iamlynn74 Posts: 502 Member
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    She had like ten get out of jail free cards in her pocket. Huh
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
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    iamlynn74 wrote: »
    She had like ten get out of jail free cards in her pocket. Huh

    So, what you are saying is, she had a Monopoly on the Get Out of Jail Free cards, right? BWAHAHAAAA!
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
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    Because his sense of humor made me groan every time.
  • iamlynn74
    iamlynn74 Posts: 502 Member
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    I don't get it.............................................................................bbwahhaaa

    I couldn't hold it any longer
  • WahachankaKicin
    WahachankaKicin Posts: 101
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    He refused to ride on my motorcycle!
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
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    She left me for a younger man.
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
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    kjm3579 wrote: »
    Wanted to hump so much "it" got raw.....

    Tried to make me a mini him
  • iamlynn74
    iamlynn74 Posts: 502 Member
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    Fought over who's motorcycle was better

  • LotusFlwr2013
    LotusFlwr2013 Posts: 217 Member
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    Thought motorcycle was a metaphor for something else
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
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    LotusFlwr2013 wrote: »
    Thought motorcycle was a metaphor for something else

    Thought "something else" was a metaphor for something else
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    he didn't leave me any fireball

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