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We broke up because...
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We can't break up...im one of your wives
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She didn't let me sleep in.0
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Just wasn't evolved enough for me...0
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She intellectualised everything0
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She was bourgeoisie while I was proletariat0
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He couldn't tell me why a raven was like a writing desk0
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I couldn't stop thinking of pancakes when he was around...0
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Carpedieznutz wrote: »He couldn't tell me why a raven was like a writing desk
Because she ran off with the Mad Hatter0 -
@chimptron I wasn't sure anyone would get that reference, 1 pt. for you!
He decided to swim off and live with the dolphins for the rest of his days0 -
She ran off with the Miami Dolphins!0
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He took my top0
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He stole my bathing suit, under water.0
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Found her frolicking naked with other dudes0
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had pet sheep but not for the wool0
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Eww^ lol
Would always try to do the Superman and broke all of our furniture and my uncle's back0 -
she never liked to have any fun0
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She refused to keep the helmet on. I didn't want to see her face0
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He wouldn't let me play with his bells!0
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Too much cowbell0
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LiftingRiot wrote: »She refused to keep the helmet on. I didn't want to see her face
Yeah, but she gave good helmet0 -
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She had the best username, ever. I couldn't compete, got jealous, and left her.0
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Carpedieznutz wrote: »
(I caught the Eww after the sheep comment. +1 for you.)
She put the toilet paper on the holder upside down. I mean, C'MON, MAN!0 -
He wouldn't give me back my trunks, had to walk on the beach with only a jellyfish to cover me up.0
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We broke up because he had a NASTY jellyfish burn you-know-where, and I have no idea how he got that0
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He wouldn't leave his shorts on!0
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She made all the boys want to take their shorts off0
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She dared the boys to take their shirts off0
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