We broke up because...
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It wasn't her. It was me0
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Wasted beer for a bath0
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smelled beer.0
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He reenacted 300 by drop kicking me into a giant hole0
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I was jealous of his mfp groupies0
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She spent hours on having her hair braided...
No time for me
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I raided that fridge with no shame.0
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You drank my last beer0
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Thought I drank it.. I really poured it down the drain :(0
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wouldn't drink with me0
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Was only into bunnyshots :(
Errr.. I mean, bodyshots!0 -
wouldn't do body shots.0
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Never drank water, only beer0
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Force fed me water0
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Pissed all over my bar0
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Pissed on strangers as they walked by0
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Was obsessed with golden showered. No....just no!!!0
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She doesn't like bacon
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Geez, I leave for 1 minute and the place goes to hell!0
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Pisses all over the bacon0
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He keeps calling me a demon0
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She liked men more than women.0
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She turns into a werewolf every weekend0
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He didn't like the scratch marks I out on his back and I like to mark my men
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I was to rough for her in bed0
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I'm a player, can't be marked!0
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Got mad because i beat him in a poker game0
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Said he couldnt be marked...upset I proved different
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She wanted to use a hot butter knife to mark me. Sorry, but Homie don't play that!0
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