We broke up because...

LotusFlwr2013

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Made me bath in beer

She didn't like to bath in beer

Bugdude54

It wasn't her. It was me

kjm3579

Wasted beer for a bath

Yogi_warrior

smelled beer.

Carpedieznutz

He reenacted 300 by drop kicking me into a giant hole

NewNaomi2015

I was jealous of his mfp groupies

slimgirljo15

She spent hours on having her hair braided...
No time for me

Sinistrous

I raided that fridge with no shame.

moesis

You drank my last beer

Sinistrous

Thought I drank it.. I really poured it down the drain :(

Yogi_warrior

wouldn't drink with me

Sinistrous

Was only into bunnyshots :(

Errr.. I mean, bodyshots!

Yogi_warrior

wouldn't do body shots.

Noelv1976

Never drank water, only beer

kjm3579

Force fed me water

moesis

Pissed all over my bar

Noelv1976

Pissed on strangers as they walked by

Ria_StayingFit

Was obsessed with golden showered. No....just no!!!

augold86

She doesn't like bacon

chimptron

Geez, I leave for 1 minute and the place goes to hell!

moesis

Pisses all over the bacon

augold86

He keeps calling me a demon

Ria_StayingFit

She liked men more than women.

Noelv1976

She turns into a werewolf every weekend

Ria_StayingFit

He didn't like the scratch marks I out on his back and I like to mark my men

moesis

I was to rough for her in bed

Noelv1976

I'm a player, can't be marked!

augold86

Got mad because i beat him in a poker game

slimgirljo15

Said he couldnt be marked...upset I proved different ...

Noelv1976

She wanted to use a hot butter knife to mark me. Sorry, but Homie don't play that!