We broke up because...

augold86

Only wanted to have sex to the star wars soundtrack

Ria_StayingFit

He wouldn't wear the man thong I bought him, nor the poll. Had to find me a man that would.

slimgirljo15

Lol...only wanted to use warm butter knife to apply the edible body paint...

Noelv1976

They were always picking on me!

slimgirljo15

Nahhh not breaking up with ya

Emmafiremama28

She's was a two timing she woman lol

augold86

Never breaking up!

Emmafiremama28

:::: shut up just shut up::: you had me at hello ::::: lol

Noelv1976

She compared me to her firehose

Annedreeahh

He didnt want to take a picture in the bean in chicago

FabulousFantasticFifty

All she wanted to eat were beans and... you know beans!

the_chiha

She kept muttering about beans

slimgirljo15

I wasnt enough...I tried my best ...worshipped her...

kangakev

my parole officer told her why I had really been in prison

Annedreeahh

He refused to sing Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious with me at karaoke night

slimgirljo15

Because he wasnt the same after he came out of prison....kept mumbling something about dropping the soap

Huerita_Sarinana

She didnt want to watch pokemon

reginastiffler

She wanted me to watch pokemon while I was at work!

Annedreeahh

She didnt want to wear matching costumes on halloween

Huerita_Sarinana

She didnt want dress like beyonce for me

slimgirljo15

She said 3somes ok...but just wouldnt go the whole orgy

Huerita_Sarinana

Kept thinking an orgy involved animals

slimgirljo15

Hahaha..she didnt want our *special* friends to be wild animals in the sack....

Annedreeahh

she didnt use a toaster to make toaster strudels

Huerita_Sarinana

Wanted me to make animal noises in public

Annedreeahh

I thought she was giving me the cold shoulder.. but she actually became a mime

Huerita_Sarinana

Kept feeding me mice

Annedreeahh

She actually disapeared during a game of peek-a-boo

Huerita_Sarinana

She told me shhh its okay

Annedreeahh

she didnt understand that my eyes are up here lol