We broke up because...

Huerita_Sarinana

She caught me

Annedreeahh

Everyday she asked about "touching butt"

Huerita_Sarinana

Didnt let me touch hers

Annedreeahh

Didnt want to grow old and be cat women

Huerita_Sarinana

Feel in love with a rock

Annedreeahh

refused to watch every episode of friends with me

Huerita_Sarinana

Refused to listen to destinys child with me

Annedreeahh

Would never let me be princess peach when we played mario kart

Huerita_Sarinana

Got mad when i called her cinderella

Annedreeahh

Made me clean the house while she went shopping

Huerita_Sarinana

Took her to the corner one time

Annedreeahh

She chose the prince at the ball

Annedreeahh

She chose the prince at the ball

Huerita_Sarinana

Wanted to make oranges from bread

Annedreeahh

Broke my replica Harry Potter wand

Huerita_Sarinana

Tagged me on porn on instagram

Misshodge64

I wouldn't switch to Geico

Huerita_Sarinana

Hit in flownfrom progressice

kangakev

Because I didn't like her snoring...while I was talking to her...or especially when I was attempting to pleasure her

Huerita_Sarinana

Spelled like patatoes

kjm3579

Couldn't keep up with my needs

slimgirljo15

Complained about his parts being sore from satisfying my needs

kjm3579

Wouldn't send me a ticket to come for conjugal visits

slimgirljo15

Ticket sent...claims he didnt get it

kjm3579

Darned slow USPS system -- probably was routed by way of Nome, AK.

47Jacqueline

Always another excuse

kjm3579

Wasn't waiting for me on arrival in Penn Station

Spnneil06

I wasn't enough women for him, he kept extra's locked in the closet in case I couldn't satisfy him.

kjm3579

She couldn't keep up, especially after she gave me that Viagra

determined_ella

he wouldn't re-marry me ( we divorced then got back together months later) said he had to be together another 10 years before we re marry... 0_o