We broke up because...
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Becka4Prez was always exposing her thongs0
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Didn't support my thong collection0
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she didn't wear the thongs I liked0
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Too picky0
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She drank all my finest whiskey0
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She kept making out with the whiskey bottle0
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It was my whiskey she let everyone else drink0
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He doesn't like to share0
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She shares with EVERYONE0
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she had a foot fetish that disrupted our life0
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Sharing caused him some serious herpes0
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She didn't distinguish genders very well, thought I was a he0
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always wanted to dress up like a bunny0
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Never wanted to do it like bunnies0
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Hated the fact I hated the color blue!0
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Haters gonna hate. And he hated that.0
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Had too much swag for me0
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She wore a silly dress with a really cool mask.0
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She didn't want to dress up for me0
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She was too busy dressing up all the time.0
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I forgot the bacon!0
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She ran more than me.0
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Refused to put pants on0
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She encouraged him to put pants on!0
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Wouldn't take her pants off.....0
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She wanted to move to New York0
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He never wanted to go anywhere0
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Kept eating all the carrots0
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The costume fetish was just too much.0
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