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We broke up because...
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Sondid you!0
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I meant So Did You!0
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Forgot my name0
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No, I didnt, uh, um... I didn't forget you.. Um sweetie honey, ...okay dammit yes! I forgot your name! So sue me!Becka4prez wrote: »Forgot my name
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Didn't know who's mom was in my bed0
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Would always say "listen to your daddy" and his son and I would never know who he was talking to0
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Carpedieznutz wrote: »Would always say "listen to your daddy" and his son and I would never know who he was talking to
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Broke it off when I broke the news that I don't believe in Santa0
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Santa is REAL!!!! IT'S OVER MISSY.....0
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She was always trying to convince me that she had "eyes up here" but I don't know what those puppies were talking about0
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She was always looking at other people's bewbs0
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She cheated on me with the mailman0
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He had too many cats0
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She didn't like my cats
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He wouldn't stop singing Mr. Roboto0
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She would never off her mask0
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He refused to leave Chuck-E-cheese0
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She got banned from church0
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You kept dropping F bombs on my page! I still love and miss you though!!0
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Kept talking in nonsequitors0
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Because you kept dropping big words on me like that knowing I am a simple engineer!0
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We broke up because he was a surly engineer not a civil one0
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ROFL, thank you sir for the laugh!
We broke up because you couldn't keep your pants on in the surf...0 -
Wouldn't go skinny dipping with me0
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He became obsessed with paper flowers.0
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she never cared about any of my hobbies0
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His hobbies were as boring as bat shiiit0
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Was quiet and non-expressive. Left me wondering what was going on......0
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