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With the end of the world coming this Saturday........

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  • Posts: 836 Member

    I can disclose mine, but it costs money, lmfao! :wink: :devil:

    How much? Seeing I won't be needing money after Saturday, might as well blow it on a good cause
  • Posts: 711 Member
    Yeah, i'm gonna burn alright~ MY MOUTH, ON SOME CHICKEN WNGS!.....It's ok, i'll cool it off with some beer!~:drinker:

    This really made me laught out loud! Good one!

    I say stay true to yourself, your mission, and your goals!
  • Posts: 353 Member
    so as a jew, what can i expect this saturday? xD
  • Posts: 1,722 Member
    How many vegans will go out and have a big'ol steak?
  • so as a jew, what can i expect this saturday? xD

    Slightly less jokes about you killing Jesus.
  • Posts: 964 Member
    How much? Seeing I won't be needing money after Saturday, might as well blow it on a good cause

    $350 per name, but there are only 5 names, so it's quite the deal :laugh:
  • Yay less population for me to deal with...i'll watch your dog for 200 bucks after u get taken :) lmao

  • Slightly less jokes about you killing Jesus.

    Noone even tells jew joke's anymore...it isn't 2000
  • Posts: 120 Member
    I moved into McDonald's considering that their food doesn't decay, I'm going to survive the end!!!:happy:
  • Posts: 823 Member
    I'll be with my Hubby on vacation in Myrtle Beach, so what do you think? Can you say Bike Week? Yeah there will be some indulging going on!!!!
  • Posts: 152

    When I hear these ludicrous predictions I know I can pretty much mark that as the day it will most certainly NOT happen. Seriously... God ain't gonna give some nut-jobs secret special information that He ain't shared with the vast majority of His true followers... myself included. When people say, "This is the day," you can rest assured that they are WRONG.

    AMEN!
  • Posts: 353 Member

    Noone even tells jew joke's anymore...it isn't 2000
    i only hear jew jokes from other jews
    i think generally if a person isnt on tv theyre too afraid
  • Posts: 4,852 Member
    God please save me from your followers!

    I think this is like the 3rd or 4th end of the world in my lifetime,just another excuse to break out the booze,and blow up dolls,end of the world party at my house bring your own baby oil and duct tape
  • Posts: 261 Member
    Damn I sure hope not! I work 3 to midnight this Saturday so I'm gonna be PISSED if I die working.
  • Posts: 3,638 Member
    I say stick with it. I not letting something like the Rapture throw me off my game. :tongue:

    and would this possibly lead to the zombie apocalypse? Cuz I have my game plan for that one.
  • Yeah, i'm gonna burn alright~ MY MOUTH, ON SOME CHICKEN WNGS!.....It's ok, i'll cool it off with some beer!~:drinker:


    PERFECT. :laugh: :drinker:
  • Posts: 59 Member
    Is it like the end of the fat people world?! All the skinny people get a nother year and the fat people die out on May 21st....Just sayin' what I've heard......
  • Posts: 2,963 Member
    Well all one has to do is read scripture which states clearly that we will not know the time nor the hour when Christ returns. So this is ludicrous. The world was doomed in 2000 "Y2K" and supposedly in 2012 too. I don't buy into this hokey stuff. :smile:
  • Posts: 295 Member
    Well, the Bible says that no one will know the day or the hour, and that only God knows when things will go down... so its up to you. :wink:

    Amen!
  • Posts: 1,812 Member
    if the Rapture comes. i will okya my butt is gonna still be here, and you better believe all meals will have chocolate for the next few months.





    RAPTOR JESUS IS COMING.......................REPENT
  • Posts: 6,296 Member
    my youngest son turns 21 on 12/21/12. Interesting symmetry of digits, huh? LOL Just in case we all die before he has a chance to have a drink, I gave him a Guinness on his 18th birthday :wink:
  • Posts: 670 Member
    Damn I sure hope not! I work 3 to midnight this Saturday so I'm gonna be PISSED if I die working.


    LMAO :laugh: :laugh:
  • Posts: 3,311 Member

    Slightly less jokes about you killing Jesus.
    Post...of...they....day
  • Posts: 218 Member
    Ruh-roh!
  • Posts: 6,296 Member
    Post...of...the....day

    definitely my fave. I'm working right now, and when I read that, I laughed out loud so abruptly my students all looked up and wondered WTF?
  • Posts: 823 Member
    I have a question. Why is it that we hear all this noise about the end is near and you better get right with the Lord, and they still ask for cash donations.? Why do they need money if this is the end? Can you take it with you afterall?????
  • Posts: 3,386 Member
    Does anyone want to go looting with me on Sunday?
  • Posts: 518 Member
    Does anyone want to go looting with me on Sunday?

    I'm there, whats our first stop?
  • Posts: 1,812 Member
    I have a question. Why is it that we hear all this noise about the end is near and you better get right with the Lord, and they still ask for cash donations.? Why do they need money if this is the end? Can you take it with you afterall?????



    and you think you get to ascend for free?????????????????
  • Posts: 3,386 Member

    I'm there, whats our first stop?

    You pick. I just want to break some windows and take things that don't belong to me. It really doesn't matter what or where.
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