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Is secretly left-handed; still has not told her right hand

47Jacqueline wrote: »

He wishes he was ambidexterous

(not a lie - is it really 'cheating' if I don't tell either of them?)

@47Jacqueline Poses with a large piece of paper to appear more petite. (I'd need one that'd fit in a 39-gallon trash-bag to accomplish the same illusion)

He owns thousands of pet rats!

Doesn't have a job but plays video games all day in his mom's basement

Invented the snuggie

Collects hair clippings

kjm3579 wrote: »

Is a member of spray on hair club for men

Not just a member,I'm also the president.

Will be featured on an upcoming episode of "Ancient Aliens" on the 'H2' channel where he espouses that he has been visited by and cross-bred with off-world visitors since his early adolescence.

Thinks that "Popa Chubby" is something entirely inappropriate.

Is a vampire

Lectures in psychology!

Has never seen a piece of paper!

Couldn't spell "Surrender, Dorothy!"

standenvernet wrote: »

Will be featured on an upcoming episode of "Ancient Aliens" on the 'H2' channel where he espouses that he has been visited by and cross-bred with off-world visitors since his early adolescence.

I was rectally probed !!!

She lives under a bridge with a bunch of trolls -- they like to torment innocent goats when they try to cross.