We broke up because...
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lmao. she lived in a dream world.Alisontheice wrote: »He was delusional. Probably misses me terribly but these things happen
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he was actually in a coma and invented he had a new wife ( which incidentally was the nurse ) he refused to accept I was his partner
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she was a writer, mixed reality with fantasy.0
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I could never get to the mirror.0
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Was easily amazed0
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I could never find him.0
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She was (sing along if you know the words) lookin for love in all the wrong places...0
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He liked country music0
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Likes cold showers0
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Likes bridal showers0
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Liked the other sort of showers
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Rarely would take showers0
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Showered me with affliction0
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LOL She cracked me up!0
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She wasn't all she was cracked up to be.0
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She didn't like puns and while normally I'd consider that a plus, I didn't in this case0
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She was in a case, in case anyone needed her, just in case.0
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He's a nut case!0
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Case in point!
Case serrah serrah, whatever will be, will be.0 -
He fed the squirrels all the nuts0
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I wanted to see the future. He said it's not ours to see0
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She shot the sheriff0
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I was the girl of her future.....she wanted someone in the present0
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I wouldn't shoot the deputy0
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She wanted to be gifted with presents in the past. It was too tense0
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He'd often present me with a present the next morning. Awkward0
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Every morning she would tell me she was gifted.0
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He was obsessed with gifts0
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She said she had the world to give. What she meant was the Whirled. As in axel0
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He kept stealing my special activity underpants, Fooker!0
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