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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Sneaks into peoples back yards on laundry day and steals from their clotheslines!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    Is missing several quite frilly underthings...
    ... and refuses to visit me to cover the ransom
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    Has brown streaks on his undies
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
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    Noelv1976 wrote: »
    Has brown streaks on his undies
    ... well... actually, your undies... (and yes, all the way up to the waist band, both back and front)

    Enjoys the advantages of running on ice and snow-pack. Since the effective-caloric-distance on ice is often magnitudes longer than the physical distance, he can easily get a 5-mile-equivalent run in on his way to the chow-hall.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    He's the mayor of a small town in New Mexico. It was a close race between him, a cat, and the incumbent who was deceased. He won, and has vowed to clean up the town. Apparently, there is a lot of underwear stealing from the good citizens' clotheslines. He WILL get to the bottom of this. Stan's the man!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She's Stan's Campaign Manager
  • bggghmnr
    bggghmnr Posts: 284 Member
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    She used to be a Madam.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    Dreams only in 2-dimensions with abstract thoughts of blue diagonal lines
  • cheryld12001
    cheryld12001 Posts: 34 Member
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    Dresses up like Elton john for fun.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    Loves it when I'm dressed as Sir John; shows her appreciation for title appropriately (contact me for video sales)
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Thinks pink is his color and wears it religiously!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Thinks Pink is a Religion!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Worships Pink
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Dances to pink in front of his mirror
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Watches my alone time with the mirror
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Spends too much Alone time/Sexy time with himself and a mirror! :astonished:
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Could only get excited watching my alone time
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    often drives into parked cars but never leaves a note
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Blackmails Hit and Run Drivers
  • Showtime1978
    Showtime1978 Posts: 109 Member
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    Isn't Fabulous

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