Post a lie about the person above

Her name is really Bertha and she is the bearded lady at the circus

"She was part of the resistance"
"What resistance?"
"Nobody knows. She won't say. Apparently they did not win"
;P

licks the bottom of beer bottles while at the bar

She got her name because of the way she likes her Scotch!

She writes a "thrifty living" blog. She practices what she preaches, so one of her money saving techniques is to eat the leftovers off others' plates in restaurants.

Used to be liked for his mind... now works exclusively on his body

Anytime you ask him a question he responds with "Nevermind!"

He has a foot fetish