We broke up because...
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I had my head UP MY *kitten*!!!!0
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Couldn't find his head anywhere. Ultrasound made it clear where it was.oberon0124 wrote: »I had my head UP MY *kitten*!!!!
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He said his last guy was much more flexible than me, kept comparing us!0
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She spread vicious rumours about me and turned my whole family against me0
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She was really paranoid!0
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She was off her meds0
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He showed his butt to everyone he saw, our priest dreaded sundays because of him!0
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She was on her knees more outside of church, than in church..0
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She was quick to follow the "norms" of society0
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Asked me for a 3some didnt realise that didn't include me
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She wanted to be included in EVERYTHING. I never got any me-time.0
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He never wanted us time, only me time. Turned out Me was his girlfriends name.0
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Never included me in anything...I had to find other people and activities to occupy my time
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I motorboated too vigorously.0
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Was a little too young to participate in our 3 somes0
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Got tired of looking for his abs...0
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Was grumpier than Grumpy Cat0
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there was no room for me in the bed0
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she poured her milk first, and then her cereal0
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she wanted to replace the family cat.0
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he never listened0
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She was too cute. Took attention away from me. 0
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He didn't want us to wear clothes but I burned easily.0
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she set me up with her friend0
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he didnt appreciate all the time i took to set him up with someone, didnt even call her0
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She kept setting up our friends with people…it was like an obsession0
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We broke up?!?jiigglybutt wrote: »she poured her milk first, and then her cereal
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syedaounabbas wrote: »she wanted to replace the family cat.
he told me I was sitting on the cat's couch0
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