We broke up because...
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My cat Collison didn't get along with her.0
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he had a deodorant clump in his armpit hair0
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he had nickleback lyrics tattooed0
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He always gave me nightmares before Christmas0
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i couldnt handle dating 3 girls, I only dated even numbers of people,0
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She wouldn't wear her Panda suit when we role played0
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Because "Someone" all of a sudden got "good taste" -- Like I'm not good enough or something...0
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his second toe was WAY longer than his big toe0
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she always wanted everything to be perfect... it was too much pressure0
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She binded her foot and had no toes0
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she was constantly wanting sex, and I am more than just a pretty face and a hot body!! (miffed)0
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he couldnt keep up and made silly excuses for it0
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he wasn't more than just a pretty face and a hot body0
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She had this strange obsession with my toes.....0
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Denied an obsession with tattoos0
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he had more hair on the right toes than the left0
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She wanted to pluck out my hair0
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she had a foot fetish0
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Insisted on wearing her panda costume0
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hated pandas!0
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refused to wear panda costume in the black light0
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Had panda everything0
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he had a panda phobia0
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She has a panda fetish - it's hard to "perform" wearing a furry suit0
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he couldnt preform... needed way too much viagra and couldnt afford it0
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I found out that she spiked my Tea with Viagra she got off Craigslist!
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Her favorite song was Henry the 8th I am I am...and she sang it constantly0
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He said I sang like a screeching Hyena!
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Her and my other wife couldn't get along.0
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