We broke up because...

syedaounabbas · April 2015

she wanted to replace the family cat.

rdouma73 · April 2015

jiigglybutt wrote: »

she poured her milk first, and then her cereal

We broke up?!?

pechepanda · April 2015

he never listened

rdouma73 · April 2015

She was too cute. Took attention away from me.

Alisontheice · April 2015

He didn't want us to wear clothes but I burned easily.

Travis_2 · April 2015

she set me up with her friend

pechepanda · April 2015

he didnt appreciate all the time i took to set him up with someone, didnt even call her

Alisontheice · April 2015

She kept setting up our friends with people…it was like an obsession

jiigglybutt · April 2015

rdouma73 wrote: »

jiigglybutt wrote: »

she poured her milk first, and then her cereal

We broke up?!?

oh what no never

jiigglybutt · April 2015

syedaounabbas wrote: »

she wanted to replace the family cat.

he told me I was sitting on the cat's couch

dillon_88 · April 2015

My cat Collison didn't get along with her.

jiigglybutt · April 2015

he had a deodorant clump in his armpit hair

jiigglybutt · April 2015

he had nickleback lyrics tattooed

Carpedieznutz · April 2015

He always gave me nightmares before Christmas

pechepanda · April 2015

i couldnt handle dating 3 girls, I only dated even numbers of people,

Carpedieznutz · April 2015

She wouldn't wear her Panda suit when we role played

taco_inspector · April 2015

Because "Someone" all of a sudden got "good taste" -- Like I'm not good enough or something...

jiigglybutt · April 2015

his second toe was WAY longer than his big toe

pechepanda · April 2015

she always wanted everything to be perfect... it was too much pressure

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