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  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    syedaounabbas wrote: »
    has an unattractive *kitten*
    Clearly has no grasp of the aesthetics of the female form !
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Actually had an orthodontist create the gap between his teeth because someone told him it was sexy.
  • Nicospan
    Nicospan Posts: 1,175 Member
    Consumes almost a spit of gyro every week
  • Mekaforbz
    Mekaforbz Posts: 7 Member
    Nicospan was release from jail on stalking charges.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    @Mekaforbz was his attorney
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    ilfaith wrote: »
    Actually had an orthodontist create the gap between his teeth because someone told him it was sexy.
    Hasn't asked Jo what the gap is used for... ;)

    @kjm3579 Sorts mail for the postal service by return address, has expressed a preference for odd house numbers

  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He has a lifetime ban from Las Vegas, for violating their sacred code: What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Was banned from chuck e cheese. Thst poor mouse is traumatized
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She has thyroid issues -- she keeps growing taller, and taller. That's why her skirts don't cover her butt anymore.
  • WMDemetree
    WMDemetree Posts: 3,923 Member
    has a poker face
  • COLTMUSCLE97
    COLTMUSCLE97 Posts: 224 Member
    barack obama's sibling
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    he only speaks in rhymes. His wife divorced him because of it, but his girlfriend thinks it's charming.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She's dating someone who rhymes!
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    He's charming and handsome. ;-)
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    She's never sarcastic
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Her body isn't hot!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She's not Nice at all and everybody hates her!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    wears red lipstick to cover that her lips are naturally green!
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She once lived in a shoe -- because she had so many children she didn't know what to do!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Doesn't even know how to ride the bike she's posing with!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    @suzreen : Has odd fantasies about collecting children, not unlike the "Brangolina" collection, except that @suzreen would be more hands-on and actually know the names and particular details of each child in her collection. Her plans are to facilitate this through individual RFID tagging, renaming (numbering actually, easier to index) and data aggregation in a fairly high-speed database.

    @FabulousFantasticFifty : Has terrible typing skillz and a very slow Intarwebz connection. For the lie: she digs me, but refuses to accept this at weekly confessions because, (to quote), " there just ain't enough 'hail Marys' for that"...
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Was the only stand-up comedian to appear in Atlantic City to an empty auditorium
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Lives on a nudist beach
  • TristanMacNessaCampbell
    TristanMacNessaCampbell Posts: 79 Member
    secretly is a necrophilia
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Always so dead serious...
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He is a diehard, take no prisoners, garage sale bargainer. When rummage sale people see him coming, they simply fold. Also, he can play the banjo with his toes. he learned to do this in the misty hills of Appalachia.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She uses one word replies just like standevernet!
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    She uses one word replies just like standevernet!

    haha, I was trying to copy his creative style, FabulousFantasticFifty!
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    has appeared on every reality singing show there is
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Is the first Runner up For Miss Sweden

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