We broke up because...
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she branded me with a red hot iron brander in the night!
spnneil06 waz ere 2015
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She kept notes and would publish our Sexytime on Facebook!
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Still misses reading about what happens when she's black-out-drunk from Facebook0
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Had no time for me with all his MFP posting.0
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Hogged the bed and covers0
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What??? Broke up...nooooo your a keeper
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Wouldn't play world of warcraft with me0
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0_o I used to love wow! ;p
he wouldn't help me with my quests as a night elf! lvl 210 -
Laughed at my man parts...I had shrinkage, okay!!!!0
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I was laughing because I knew it wouldn't fit
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Always used foul language in the presence of my Parents!
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I kept trying to drink that six pack!!
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She was obsessed with the neighbor's six pack0
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She wouldn't teach me the cupid shuffle0
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Kept playing Cupid shuffle0
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She wasn't into me anymore0
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She ran off with the neighbours wife
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She ran off with the neighbors husband. 0
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She followed them ...I was stuck all by myself0
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She met someone else at school0
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She was always trying to play Doctor, and not with me!!! 0
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She did her makeup better than I did.0
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I was broke trying to buy her new makeup everytime0
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She kept buying me new makeup, so she couldn't take me out to dinner anymore. Shame..0
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She liked her makeup more then me0
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She used my lipstick to paint the bedroom walls!0
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She had no sense of style0
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She put me into a downward dog and I got stuck.0
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She wasn't flexible0
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