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drinks everything with a spoon !!
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he used to be a champion marbles player0
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Is from the future year 20500
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how did you know?slimgirljo15 wrote: »Is from the future year 2050
She has a pet rabbit, a pet anaconda and a pet tiger and they all live in a cage together.
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syedaounabbas wrote: »
how did you know?slimgirljo15 wrote: »Is from the future year 2050
She has a pet rabbit, a pet anaconda and a pet tiger and they all live in a cage together.
Never took advantage of his best friend's drunken mother
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That implies I did...._Terrapin_ wrote: »syedaounabbas wrote: »
how did you know?slimgirljo15 wrote: »Is from the future year 2050
She has a pet rabbit, a pet anaconda and a pet tiger and they all live in a cage together.
Never took advantage of his best friend's drunken mother
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he used to be a caddy for Tiger Woods0
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Discovered long ago that the Crown Street clubs are conveniently positions to allow him to crawl from one to the next as needed; since joining MFP, he logs these excursions under Cardiovascular, as "No Questions about my Ivory Alibi" , "Glasshouse Stone's Throw", or under Strength Training as "Lateral Chin-ups" when his wife may read his log.0
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Is as thick as a brick0
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Enjoys flautist Ian Anderson's work from the early 1970s (as do I; no lie)0
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Thinks that all Americans are polite, respectable people0
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He's the exception to the rule!
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She use to be a pornstar, back in the 70s0
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he was the director of porn flicks in the 70s (like you need one)
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Is an awful horrible man
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Spends half her day eating moth balls0
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Wishes that he was a moth ....0
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Sits on the couch 24 / 7.eating biscuits and coke0
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Hahahahaha!
Goes about town stealing Garden Gnomes for his collection!0 -
Likes to beat up old ladies at retirement homes!0
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lives in a retirement home and listens to those ladies0
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Fell in love with an old lady0
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So did she and it's me!0
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Won a gazillion bucks and bought a small island...0
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the island is so small that Jo tried to tow it away one day. Got caught though!0
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Is a lady called doris on the weekends
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Lives in a van down by the river.0
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Finds the intimacy of Internet forums engaging and relaxing; and enjoys saving money not spent on hygiene items and razors.0
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