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      Has never run more than 100metres in his life and eats burgers twice a day
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      Names all her fingers after her lovers
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      Only eats fruit
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      America's next top model winner
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      Thinks she's Marilyn Monroe
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      Misshodge64 wrote: »
      America's next top model winner

      Canadian
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      Dresses up like Marilyn Monroe and pretends to be a statue at the wax museum.
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      Only wears. ..knickers on days ending with x
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      She was head cheerleader for her high school chess club
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      Is pretty
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      Has decorated her walls with yoghurt labels
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      She was the first woman to roller skate from New York to Los Angeles
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      He's in the mafia.
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      She lives on licorice sticks and water
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      She is a regular on the speed dating circuit ;)
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      He visits me every saturday ;)
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      slimgirljo15 wrote: »
      He visits me every saturday ;)
      Ah, so that's what all the oily clear plastic, duct-tape, and spent whipped cream aerosol cans are doing in your trash as I come 'round Sunday...

      @slimgirljo15 , Wishes she was a dentist so that she could take advantage of all the open mouths while her patients were sedated...






      ... not what you think, just an adaptation of "Beer Pong" for her dental assistants and office staff (well, if anybody asks, that is)
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      standenvernet wrote: »
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      Ah, so that's what all the oily clear plastic, duct-tape, and spent whipped cream aerosol cans are doing in your trash as I come 'round Sunday...

      @slimgirljo15 , Wishes she was a dentist so that she could take advantage of all the open mouths while her patients were sedated...






      ... not what you think, just an adaptation of "Beer Pong" for her dental assistants and office staff (well, if anybody asks, that is)
      Goes to Jo every Sunday and gets the Beer Pong treatment. Thinks it happens to everyone! :D:D:D
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      Tries their hardest all the time
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      Is actually really Darth Maul.
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      Has a difficult time fitting in at his Zumba class.
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      edited April 2015

      @standenvernet and @syedaounabbas
      Have a weekly get together for fun and games ......stan your such a taker :p
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      Only uses coins when paying for things because she's scared of bills
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      Alisontheice wrote: »
      Only uses coins when paying for things because she's scared of bills
      Has an actual rabbit's tail.
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      Knows all the lyrics to every Disney song
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      Collects left-handed coins; only she knows how to distinguish these from other coins, making her collection quite rare.
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      HAs like zero sense of humour.
      standenvernet wrote: »
      Collects left-handed coins; only she knows how to distinguish these from other coins, making her collection quite rare.

      OMG that's awesome!!!!!
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      My personal theory is that @Alisontheice finds that the left-handed coins taste somehow different, but that could be more of a personal fixation of mine.

      In truth, @Alisontheice is an escaped Disney Ice-Princess prototype, that has found a better life and now is able to let go more often
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      Choreographer for little kids ballet recitals. He loves throwing in jazz hands…kind of his signature

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