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Carpedieznutz

He smells his hands after sticking them in his armpits

taco_inspector

Enjoyed the Catholic school-girl upskit shots more than the "Superstar" tagline

FabulousFantasticFifty

Favorite Snack is Rocky Mtn Oysters

Alisontheice

Really doesn't like the colour red

Noelv1976

Likes to rollerblade in her graduation gown

Carpedieznutz

Owns a condo in Maui that he rents to tourist for an obscene amount

taco_inspector

I posting Intarweb-rage about @Noelv1976 's condo only since she discovered the vids from cams secreted in that condo have been posted online, and none of the videos feature her performances.

therealblackdahlia

He killed JFK

mrjcline420

Has a date with me tonight.

rockstarginaa

lives in a cave

therealblackdahlia

is a firestarter...a wicked firestarter

ilfaith

Is actually not the REAL black dahlia, but an excellent facsimile.

Carpedieznutz

Performed in Black Swan

Misshodge64

Noelv1976 wrote: »

Thinks she's Marilyn Monroe

LOVE IT!!!

Misshodge64

AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »

Tries their hardest all the time

Doesn't like comics

taco_inspector

Is constantly struggling with her last 3-pounds...

Saab_2015

is strangling a cat in that pic

slimgirljo15

Totally rocks stilletos and fishnets on the weekends

Alisontheice

believes alcohol is the spawn of the devil

slimgirljo15

Hahaha ...
Believes wine is a dirty disgusting awful beverage

YokiLenko

Has money stashed in an old abandoned boat house.

Alisontheice

Lives in her car

slimgirljo15

Takes wine intravenously

Alisontheice

really believes "well it's 5 o'clock somewhere"

kjm3579

When I said it was bed time she kept saying it was just 5 o'clock somewhere

mrjcline420

Loves to fart in public.

kjm3579

Loves to sniff farts

ilfaith

Once spilled a bowl of clam chowder on Joan Rivers while waiting tables in the Hamptons.

mrjcline420

Rides a dragon to work.

Carpedieznutz

Adopted all of the Care Bears