Post a lie about the person above

Options
1…582583585587588…2322

Replies

  • Porshasmummyx
    Porshasmummyx Posts: 12
    Options
    Is pretty
  • lalabrucey
    lalabrucey Posts: 243 Member
    Options
    Has decorated her walls with yoghurt labels
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    Options
    She was the first woman to roller skate from New York to Los Angeles
  • _m0lly
    _m0lly Posts: 900 Member
    Options
    He's in the mafia.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
    Options
    She lives on licorice sticks and water
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    Options
    She is a regular on the speed dating circuit ;)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
    Options
    He visits me every saturday ;)
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Options
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    He visits me every saturday ;)
    Ah, so that's what all the oily clear plastic, duct-tape, and spent whipped cream aerosol cans are doing in your trash as I come 'round Sunday...

    @slimgirljo15 , Wishes she was a dentist so that she could take advantage of all the open mouths while her patients were sedated...






    ... not what you think, just an adaptation of "Beer Pong" for her dental assistants and office staff (well, if anybody asks, that is)
  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
    Options
    standenvernet wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    He visits me every saturday ;)
    Ah, so that's what all the oily clear plastic, duct-tape, and spent whipped cream aerosol cans are doing in your trash as I come 'round Sunday...

    @slimgirljo15 , Wishes she was a dentist so that she could take advantage of all the open mouths while her patients were sedated...






    ... not what you think, just an adaptation of "Beer Pong" for her dental assistants and office staff (well, if anybody asks, that is)
    Goes to Jo every Sunday and gets the Beer Pong treatment. Thinks it happens to everyone! :D:D:D
  • AgentOrangeJuice
    AgentOrangeJuice Posts: 1,069 Member
    Options
    Tries their hardest all the time
  • _m0lly
    _m0lly Posts: 900 Member
    Options
    Is actually really Darth Maul.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Options
    Has a difficult time fitting in at his Zumba class.
    tumblr_ngysngw9Vh1tjqtlko1_400.gif
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
    edited April 2015
    Options

    @standenvernet and @syedaounabbas
    Have a weekly get together for fun and games ......stan your such a taker :p
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
    Options
    Only uses coins when paying for things because she's scared of bills
  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
    Options
    Alisontheice wrote: »
    Only uses coins when paying for things because she's scared of bills
    Has an actual rabbit's tail.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
    Options
    Knows all the lyrics to every Disney song
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Options
    Collects left-handed coins; only she knows how to distinguish these from other coins, making her collection quite rare.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
    Options
    HAs like zero sense of humour.
    standenvernet wrote: »
    Collects left-handed coins; only she knows how to distinguish these from other coins, making her collection quite rare.

    OMG that's awesome!!!!!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Options
    My personal theory is that @Alisontheice finds that the left-handed coins taste somehow different, but that could be more of a personal fixation of mine.

    In truth, @Alisontheice is an escaped Disney Ice-Princess prototype, that has found a better life and now is able to let go more often
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
    Options
    Choreographer for little kids ballet recitals. He loves throwing in jazz hands…kind of his signature

Categories