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  • Karleyyy
    Karleyyy Posts: 857
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    "Once the material enters the rectum, it stretches the walls of the bowel and stimulates a reflex urge to have a bowel movement."
  • JEK717
    JEK717 Posts: 1,497
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    " A beautiful English heiress flouts convention by marrying a man who had been her mother’s lover in a comic novel and a modern classic, inspired partly by the life of the author’s half-batty upper-class family between the world wars."

    This is so NOT my book!
  • NoWeighJose74
    NoWeighJose74 Posts: 581 Member
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    "Once the material enters the rectum, it stretches the walls of the bowel and stimulates a reflex urge to have a bowel movement."

    rofl :laugh:
  • Cynthiafaron
    Cynthiafaron Posts: 114 Member
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    and not much else had changed until the pack fell.
  • Karleyyy
    Karleyyy Posts: 857
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    "Once the material enters the rectum, it stretches the walls of the bowel and stimulates a reflex urge to have a bowel movement."

    rofl :laugh:

    Leave it to me to get a sentence about pooping.
  • Melroxsox
    Melroxsox Posts: 1,040 Member
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    "He carefully notes the length of the new area, the length,of both bedrooms and then factors in the width of all the walls."
  • Melroxsox
    Melroxsox Posts: 1,040 Member
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    "Once the material enters the rectum, it stretches the walls of the bowel and stimulates a reflex urge to have a bowel movement."

    rofl :laugh:

    Leave it to me to get a sentence about pooping.
    LOL!
  • mommyofatoz
    mommyofatoz Posts: 28 Member
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    "I saw Judge Gantry this morning and he promised seats in the balcony."

    Page 30 was blank in the first book I picked up, so this was from the second book I found.
  • jfarr
    jfarr Posts: 8
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    I love that book, and all Linda Howard actually! :)
  • ProudMomoftwo
    ProudMomoftwo Posts: 525
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    pg 30 - 4th paragraph -

    "I loved it. Books are my great passion."

    Couldn't have said it better myself...lol
  • Marjorielk
    Marjorielk Posts: 202 Member
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    Did he ?
  • JEK717
    JEK717 Posts: 1,497
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    "Quickly turn the patties over for half a minute".

    BAHAHAHAHA! Guess where this came from:wink:
  • Atleast40
    Atleast40 Posts: 62 Member
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    "It is also important to eat fruit whole, not juiced, as the fiber in fruit slows sugar absorption to its natural speed."
  • sarah307
    sarah307 Posts: 1,363 Member
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    "Addie looked up at Jack, then at the TV, and smiled. "Jeopardy! fan?"
  • deeharley
    deeharley Posts: 1,208 Member
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    "That's why little kids have to memorize the addition table (1+1=2, 1+2=3, and so on)."

    Teaching Textbooks pre-Algebra.
  • Forensic
    Forensic Posts: 468 Member
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    I only have my Kindle, but the 30th 'page' at my zoom of Mercury Falls is:

    "It occurs to me that I may have made it sound as if the demon broke into Christine's condo specifically in order to make a grilled cheese sandwich, which is not the case."
  • bizco
    bizco Posts: 1,949 Member
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    "On top of which, have you tried buying shampoo lately?"
  • ridiculyss
    ridiculyss Posts: 108 Member
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    "You can determine if you are improving because you know the error exists."

    My Health class book! "Concepts of Physical Fitness: Active Lifestyles for Wellness" haha : ) For once it's not on philosophy or Ireland. lol YAY! and what's more it's relevant here :)
  • Evarell
    Evarell Posts: 143 Member
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    "I know it was foolish of me."
  • joilet
    joilet Posts: 99
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    tu tienes too teeeh-nehs


    (from Spanish for Dummies)

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