Can you keep a secret?

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  • Lasmartchika
    Lasmartchika Posts: 3,440 Member
    herrspoons wrote: »
    Seriously.... What. The. Actual. F**k?

    OP has lost 50 pounds so probably has a good idea of what she can and can't get away with.

    If she wanted to just make a joke about it, it should have been posted in chit chat. Other people do come in the food and nutrition section looking for help, and help is not saying I know this is inaccurate but I'm going to do it anyway. Plus the I'll exercise extra to work off the inaccuracies... 2 of the biggest reasons we see posts about plateaus and I'm not losing threads.

    Really? You're butthurt just cuz she may have wanted to make a joke about it? How about the other thread that's about eating all the delicious donuts in the general diet and weight loss help that's going on right now? I mean... since you're being the internet police and all... that's not helping nobody either... just let it be. :noway:
  • Zara11
    Zara11 Posts: 1,247 Member
    So, I went to Chipotle for lunch today and the bowl they gave me was of epic proportions....but I'm still going to track it like I normally do as 525 calories, even tho I know it is at least 700 today :D

    I will do an extra 20 minutes of cardio to make up for their awesome mistake!

    I thought this was funny. I laughed. Enjoy the extra Chipotle, and enjoy the extra 20 minutes of cardio & appreciate a day well spent eating yummy food and kicking butt at the gym. Sounds like a great day to me!

  • ItsJordanNicole
    ItsJordanNicole Posts: 110 Member
    Seriously, thanks to everyone who has been supportive. And even those who were not, you guys gave me so much entertainment today. But I think everyone can use a lesson in scrolling. Like when People post a thread that annoys me or I think is misplaced I simply scroll by it. once you guys realized what it was it was time to keep it pushing. This is outta hand!

    I'm sorry I tried to post a fun thread on your oh so serious "food and nutrition" board.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    herrspoons wrote: »
    Seriously.... What. The. Actual. F**k?

    OP has lost 50 pounds so probably has a good idea of what she can and can't get away with.

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  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    Seriously, thanks to everyone who has been supportive. And even those who were not, you guys gave me so much entertainment today. But I think everyone can use a lesson in scrolling. Like when People post a thread that annoys me or I think is misplaced I simply scroll by it. once you guys realized what it was it was time to keep it pushing. This is outta hand!

    I'm sorry I tried to post a fun thread on your oh so serious "food and nutrition" board.

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  • ItsJordanNicole
    ItsJordanNicole Posts: 110 Member
    randomtai wrote: »
    Ah come on guys, I can be as much of a scale nazi as anyone, but I think the fact the OP is doing well and has posted this thread means it's not exactly a regular occurrence for her.

    Sure, if she makes a habit of it and then comes on moaning about how shes not losing, THEN we can get all critical. But in a nice way :wink:

    The thing is that everyone was nice until the OP herself called everyone "uptight". *shrug*

    I don't think that everyone was nice. No one was mean but still pretty judgey. lol. I still don't think that anyone is being mean. Only super judgey and uptight. But that is what you can expect from the internet

    You are posting in a forum that isn't designed for jokes though. While it might seem totally insignificant to you, somebody just starting out might not get why this isn't the best practice. Because let's be real here, if your bowl was 25% bigger today, that's 125ish more calories if . 20 minutes of cardio isn't going to cover it. Defray the hit? Sure. And that's ok for you personally -- but that (I can eat things I don't track, will do extra cardio) mentality get A LOT of people in trouble.


    I can super duper easily burn 125ish calories in 20 minutes of cardio. Like, with my eyes closed.
  • Bellodesiderare
    Bellodesiderare Posts: 278 Member
    @itsjordannicole I'm not a chipotle lover but I too have a dirtly little secret. I don't own a food scale. I have no plans to ever own a food scale. I feel like weighing my food would take all the joy out of it. I am losing weight. I too eat back only a portion of exercise calories. This I solemnly vow: Never will I post a topic called "Why am I not losing weight?" I always know why. lol.

    Take that food weighing, portion nazis.

    I also don't own a food scale and have never weighed my food. I successfully lost 78 lbs and have kept it off for 7 months and counting. I'm so happy to hear I'm not the only one! I've not dared to speak of this in the community ;)
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    @itsjordannicole I'm not a chipotle lover but I too have a dirtly little secret. I don't own a food scale. I have no plans to ever own a food scale. I feel like weighing my food would take all the joy out of it. I am losing weight. I too eat back only a portion of exercise calories. This I solemnly vow: Never will I post a topic called "Why am I not losing weight?" I always know why. lol.

    Take that food weighing, portion nazis.

    I also don't own a food scale and have never weighed my food. I successfully lost 78 lbs and have kept it off for 7 months and counting. I'm so happy to hear I'm not the only one! I've not dared to speak of this in the community ;)

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  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    herrspoons wrote: »
    herrspoons wrote: »
    Seriously.... What. The. Actual. F**k?

    OP has lost 50 pounds so probably has a good idea of what she can and can't get away with.

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  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
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  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
    This whole darn thread is like...

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  • a_stronger_me13
    a_stronger_me13 Posts: 812 Member
    edited April 2015
    Had the OP posted this as an "OMG, I'm dining out and don't know how to log this meal" thread, the response would have been, log what the website says and as long as the rest of your logging is good and you weigh your food most of the time, it's not a big deal in the long run. Somehow the fact that she knowingly logs a rough estimate for a meal she didn't even see prepared makes it a huge ordeal.
  • nancyjay__
    nancyjay__ Posts: 310 Member
    GEEEEEZZZZZZ. This thread. :o

    Anyway what I do when I KNOW that they gave me more than what I'm tracking is I use the serving meter to give myself more servings. ( Ex. 1.5 servings) also MFP has such a WIDE variety of options you can prob look up "extra chipotle beef" and it will pop up. :)
  • ItsJordanNicole
    ItsJordanNicole Posts: 110 Member
    PRMinx wrote: »
    This whole darn thread is like...

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    Ahhhh, I love this movie. This made my day!
  • SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage Posts: 2,668 Member
    Congrats OP, you've managed to find everyone on MFP who woke up without a sense of humour today.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
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  • dbanks80
    dbanks80 Posts: 3,685 Member
    PRMinx wrote: »
    This whole darn thread is like...

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    LMAO! Hilarious :D
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
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  • shapenerfiterratii
    shapenerfiterratii Posts: 111 Member
    jkwolly wrote: »
    Or just log it and not lie to yourself? That's the only person that will suffer from lying.

    I don't know how else to log it since I don't know exactly how much it is. I use their site to calculate the calories based on how much they're supposed to give you.

    I watch them put in the ingredients and modify the portions accordingly. A dairy entry may look like:

    Chipotle Black Beans: 1 serving
    Chipotle Rice: 1.25 servings
    Chipotle Sour Cream: 2 servings (I always ask for extra)


    This- or you can ask them for a little amount based on how much you want?
  • amy8400
    amy8400 Posts: 478 Member
    edited April 2015
    Damn, I'm a food weighing Nazi now. Bad enough I gave up Diet Pepsi and love to log my food. I am such a loser :'(

    There's probably no hope for me. I even have a custom Chipotle chicken burrito bowl entry based on the Chipotle calculator: 725 calories.

    1 serving chicken
    black beans
    brown rice
    fajita vegetables (I always request an extra scoop)
    corn salsa
    pico de gallo
    shredded cheese

    If they gave me bigger portions plus I had a serving of sour cream, I bet I could get that up to almost 1,000 calories!

  • carliekitty
    carliekitty Posts: 303 Member
    Good for you =) i ate four samples from nothing bundt cake and a bite of my hubby and i'm not logging it!
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
    Can you keep a secret?

    No
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  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    Saw some shrugs, a nazi reference, and 'nice' until. . . . .so I was hoping this was all on page one. And Cameron Fry. . . . . . . .some people are a little angry today
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    sofaking6 wrote: »
    SezxyStef wrote: »
    jkwolly wrote: »
    Or just log it and not lie to yourself? That's the only person that will suffer from lying.

    This quote is what you are talking about

    Yup. To call someone a liar and promise them suffering? This isn't church.
    Church. . . .where?!? What?

  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    herrspoons wrote: »
    herrspoons wrote: »
    Seriously.... What. The. Actual. F**k?

    OP has lost 50 pounds so probably has a good idea of what she can and can't get away with.

    If she wanted to just make a joke about it, it should have been posted in chit chat. Other people do come in the food and nutrition section looking for help, and help is not saying I know this is inaccurate but I'm going to do it anyway. Plus the I'll exercise extra to work off the inaccuracies... 2 of the biggest reasons we see posts about plateaus and I'm not losing threads.

    It's time to stop digging. Really it is.
    Ah yes, the 'hey what the hell is hitting me in the back?" Oh it's the dirt. . . .yep, just climb out and walk away.
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    JoRocka wrote: »
    so. my lie to the world.

    I used my coworkers paper plate- to put my veggies on- he only microwaved the burger sammich left overs on it.

    I can taste the burger grease, butter and cheese on my veggies.
    and it's delicious.
    I'm not logging it.
    I think logging the paper plate is just wrong wrong wrong. . . .

  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    sofaking6 wrote: »
    SezxyStef wrote: »
    sofaking6 wrote: »
    SezxyStef wrote: »
    sofaking6 wrote: »
    SezxyStef wrote: »
    randomtai wrote: »
    Ah come on guys, I can be as much of a scale nazi as anyone, but I think the fact the OP is doing well and has posted this thread means it's not exactly a regular occurrence for her.

    Sure, if she makes a habit of it and then comes on moaning about how shes not losing, THEN we can get all critical. But in a nice way :wink:

    The thing is that everyone was nice until the OP herself called everyone "uptight". *shrug*

    I don't think that everyone was nice. No one was mean but still pretty judgey. lol. I still don't think that anyone is being mean. Only super judgey and uptight. But that is what you can expect from the internet

    but you are saying your are purposefully not logging it all...and you were given ideas on how to...for example I suggested logging it as 1.25 bowls or 1.4....that way you are at least trying...but you are proud of the fact you aren't logging it correctly and shouted it out to the world...on a calorie counting/exercise/fitness site...yah people are gonna tell you to log it correctly...

    Not me, I'm gonna tell OP that she's doing great and I hope she enjoyed her giant Chipotle bowl.

    yah some folks give blind support, others love blind support, others on the other hand not so much. I am not one to give a high five for something like this. I don't care how much weight you've lost...

    It's one thing not to give a high five, but to be so downright ugly about it...I don't care how exacting with measurements you are...there's no reason to hit full hate mode because someone who is having a lot of success isn't doing it exactly the way you are.

    Blech.

    no one got down right ugly until a supporter called those indicating she should log it accurately food weighing portion nazis...that wasn't nice.

    And was it suppose to be funny probably but it wasn't...there is nothing ugly about saying you are only lying to yourself...

    That's a lie, the very first response was the start of the fugly train. And there IS something ugly about calling someone a liar when all they're doing is not putting something online. I know that I pooped this morning. I don't have to log it to know. That doesn't make me a liar who deserves to suffer.

    Nobody said anything about OP deserving to suffer.
    Who are you people?!? Suffer?!?

  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    My ability to tell what a correct portion size is? It doesn't work properly. My food scale corrects that.

    I look at my food scale the same way I look at my eyeglasses. It fixes something about me that's fallen outside the range of normal.

    I'm happy to be a food weighing portion nazi, and probably will be for life.
    Another FWPN reference. . .holy cow!

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