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Sees Bloody Mary every time he looks into the mirror

Did not use his fingers, or a selfie-stick to snap this profile photo, which bears testament to his America del Sur-Occidental nickname "Juan Honglo"

eats his boogers and logs them in his diary

Knits the finest spider webs from raw silk strands using only her fingers; exhibits her knitting outdoors in the vegetation adjacent to foot paths.

Combs and styles his chest hair to flaunt through his unbuttoned shirts

Once won rear of the year

She has a constant knack for losing the left shoe in all of her pairs

He pretends he is gay so he can shower with the girls at the gym

me too, bro

they were previously a pear... not an apple