We broke up because...
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Sex was sporadic, *kitten* play was a thing of the past..0
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Constancio_Ross wrote: »Sex was sporadic, *kitten* play was a thing of the past..
...you liar...that was your decision...
I wanted it way more than you...constantly told lies about our sex life
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a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell...0
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Was too much of a gentleman. ..I wanted a dirty man
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you can't handle me..the spice is real !0
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Thought he was spicy...shocked to find i was way way spicier... 0
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My little finger did all the talking...0
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She wasn't the kind of spice I was looking for0
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Pffft....thats what he called his .....penissss..
His little finger
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The little mermaid to be precise...it's like a finding nemo situation down there0
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...haha....his little mermaid...couldn't swim sometimes 0
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12 inches long and 6 inches shy...she couldn't take it after 1 hour0
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Hahaha....I pretended..not to take it to make him feel good...
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Satisfaction is the death of desire0
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I was left desiring
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exactly where I want you to be...0
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Well played.......I guess we just weren't a match 0
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Wouldn't agree to a prenuptual0
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He wrote it up so he would end not only with all his stuff but with all my "assets" too. How is that fair? He was selfish.0
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because of distance....she kept moving every few weeks, but still she said there was not enough distance between us0
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It was a strange and distant relationship0
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I liked to be close, he had this weird space issue, so I dunno maybe we're still together but we live at opposite ends of the country0
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She wouldnt pack up and move to australia0
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She would constantly bite her nails and spit them all over the carpet0
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He was so obsessed over the carpet! I couldn't wear shoes, have drinks, nothing. It was like living with my mother again0
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She wore shoes in the house and stepped on my feet all the time.0
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He always got sand everywhere0
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Was so excited when the Jets came back that she followed them everywhere and no longer had time for me0
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Damn...really we're breaking up...but I dont want to...
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The sound of his jaw popping while chewing made me gag.0
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