We broke up because...

Alisontheice

She didn't like my costumes

akiba254

had a weird phobia of bed sheets

kjm3579

The leash was bad enough, but when she showed me the ankle & wrist cuffs & thick studded collar That was too much

Ria_StayingFit

He dint like restraints. Do I need to say more?

Noelv1976

Tied my hands so tightly had to amputate

JeopardyRight

Was offended by my amputee fetish

Noelv1976

She called me Stumpy :'(

FabulousFantasticFifty

I found out that she was a suspect as a Serial Killer!

Ria_StayingFit

She would never let me have a turn controlling the remote. You can guess to which device I am referring to

haleklausen

Cause she has issues

Yogi_warrior

she didn't like bacon

kjm3579

She was missing a few limbs - couldn't put her whole self into our relationship

Noelv1976

She wanted to control the garage door opener. Wasted so much electricity

ilfaith

Frankly, it was the hairy butt

Noelv1976

She didn't want to shave my butt

kjm3579

Hooked me up to a remote - I'm not into electroplay

Ria_StayingFit

He was afraid of my mom

Yogi_warrior

talked too much about her mom

FabulousFantasticFifty

Had to push reset one too many times! ;p

ilfaith

He blew our entire grocery budget on meat for one meal.

Yogi_warrior

she wouldn't eat meat

Ria_StayingFit

Would give her dog my toothbrush as a chew toy and not tell me

akiba254

Had a weird fetish for off milk

kjm3579

Wanted us to breed like dogs

SuzyQAzureblue

he wanted me to get rabies shots

slimgirljo15

Just wouldn't do as she was told...

bestintheworld842

she kept sayin nooo

slimgirljo15

He couldn't hear a word I said kept thinking I said no...when I said ...god...yesssss oh yes

LovingLifeInCalifornia

she kept bringing guys home and locking them in the basement

slimgirljo15

Didnt understand it was for their own protection....some bad people roaming around