We broke up because...

akiba254

The restraining order had no loop holes to exploit

slimgirljo15

I had no idea who I was dating dad or son

kangakev

She found her best friends number on my speed dial...her sisters too

SojournerThirteen

He was always chasing the ladies

slimgirljo15

His wife wasn't into 3somes

SojournerThirteen

She was only into orgies

slimgirljo15

Was ok with another girl joining us but not another man..

SojournerThirteen

She was bi... I am not

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SojournerThirteen

she rigged my controller to slow it down

Alisontheice

He was always playing videogames so cautiously. Boring.

SojournerThirteen

She refused to cut her bangs and every time we made love I couldn't see into her eyes

Alisontheice

Always the eye. I hid them cause of my "problem". He didn't accept that

SojournerThirteen

I kept inhaling her hair into my nose... couldn't breath... and kissing was difficult because I would get a mouth full of hair

Alisontheice

I cut off all my hair and he still complained.

SojournerThirteen

That's because it was her crotch hair, not her bangs

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Alisontheice

He likes his women really hairy. I wasn't

SojournerThirteen

Maybe not "really" but true

SojournerThirteen

Paws0412 wrote: »

He didnt like my "natural" look

She wouldn't take her clothes off

kjm3579

Kept trying to get my women to take their clothes off

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kjm3579

Kept talking about the kids -- they're not even mine.....

slimgirljo15

We are not breaking up right ??

NoMorePaiN7

She didn't like my bananas

slimgirljo15

I loved the bananas. ..it was the plums I didnt like

NoMorePaiN7

She didn't the hot doggie sandwiches I made

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Spnneil06

Had a fight about who got to claim who on their taxes....

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