We broke up because...

Alisontheice

He went off to play a game, he was kind of set in his way, I was no match

XxQueenMxX

She wouldn't cover her booty

Noelv1976

Didn't appreciate my political views

Alisontheice

Let him tell you...I still can't talk about it

Noelv1976

First time she didn't speak. Left ecstatic

Alisontheice

I talked too much.

slimgirljo15

She wouldn't talk at all

pechepanda

I wanted your son,

Noelv1976

She ate a live panda

slimgirljo15

He was nutty

Noelv1976

She was nuttier

Building_Bulk

She kept eating the chocolate bars when I was trying to make s'mores.

slimgirljo15

Didn't realise how nutty he was

Ria_StayingFit

She liked nuts better than...

jlima845

She was always winking at others

JeopardyRight

Got upset over a little choking during sex

Nicospan

She never liked Fraggle Rock

FabulousFantasticFifty

Her idea of Freaky was seeing how many Jawbreakers she could feed me at once!

Ria_StayingFit

She was way too good for me.

JeopardyRight

She didnt know how good she was

Yogi_warrior

she had confidence issues.

Alisontheice

Never saw his face. I suspect he's a cyclops

Ria_StayingFit

He couldn't cook a good steak.

tomwatso

She kept watching the Royals.

akiba254

Loved batman more than me

Ria_StayingFit

Is mr. Reece in the royals? He didn't know my favourite tv show was person of interest.

Alisontheice

Refused to wear the batman costume I so lovingly made for him

Yogi_warrior

she couldn't handle me.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He got mad because I bought a leash!

JeopardyRight

Got mad at me for laughing at batsuit with nipples