We broke up because...

Would give her dog my toothbrush as a chew toy and not tell me

Wanted us to breed like dogs

Just wouldn't do as she was told...

He couldn't hear a word I said kept thinking I said no...when I said ...god...yesssss oh yes

Didnt understand it was for their own protection....some bad people roaming around

Constancio_Ross wrote: »

Sex was sporadic, *kitten* play was a thing of the past..

...you liar...that was your decision...
I wanted it way more than you...constantly told lies about our sex life

Was too much of a gentleman. ..I wanted a dirty man

Thought he was spicy...shocked to find i was way way spicier...

She wasn't the kind of spice I was looking for

The little mermaid to be precise...it's like a finding nemo situation down there