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  • cdcruizer05
    cdcruizer05 Posts: 1,006 Member
    Dates Lenny kravitz
  • SuzyQAzureblue
    SuzyQAzureblue Posts: 4,256 Member
    impersonates Elvis in Vegas
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited April 2015
    Deliverys stripograms on the weekends
  • shizzlenitts
    shizzlenitts Posts: 149 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Deliverys stripograms on the weekends

    she is a nun that lives in a convent and doesnt think about carnal desires
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Left the monastery recently to explore the career of crime fighting
  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
    edited April 2015
    Alisontheice wrote: »
    Left the monastery recently to explore the career of crime fighting
    was on the titanic when it crashes. Still has the ice from the iceberg in her freezer.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Likes to tell people he was the Indian scientist in Heroes
  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
    Noelv1976 wrote: »
    Likes to tell people he was the Indian scientist in Heroes
    Is jealous of Kumar.
  • Canwehugnow
    Canwehugnow Posts: 218 Member
    Is desperately in love with me, but won't admit it.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    He told me he was Kumar too!
  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
    Noelv1976 wrote: »
    He told me he was Kumar too!
    hunts mice.

    Canwehugnow wrote: »
    Is desperately in love with me, but won't admit it.
    has already booked our wedding....
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Uses his proximity to the great ozone hole to enhance his enjoyment of incinerating insects using the sun focused through a magnifying glass
  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    Uses his proximity to the great ozone hole to enhance his enjoyment of incinerating insects using the sun focused through a magnifying glass
    is the only buyer of the videos I make of this stuff.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Still won't film it in high-speed super HD for me :( . His next-step for the development of this insect-incineration video series to to add some female models to help him segue from scene to scene ...
  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    Still won't film it in high-speed super HD for me :( . His next-step for the development of this insect-incineration video series to to add some female models to help him segue from scene to scene ...
    The females are to attract new clients. He only needs the insect-incineration.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Spends his Saturday afternoons searching for his long lost love Clementine!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Kept getting lost on Saturday afternoon
  • JeopardyRight
    JeopardyRight Posts: 331 Member
    Cant pronounse the word disambiguation
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Simply cannot return the lotion to the basket; apparently, enjoys getting hosed-down with cold water (odd lil'chick this one...)
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    Tucks little Stan between his legs and dances around belching that he would f**k himself while his 40 pet cats just watch
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    It puts the lotion on its skin......
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Still wears his "human suit" on special occasions (like for the past few hours of 'thread death' here...)
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    drinks keystone light
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    ClubSilencio wrote: »
    drinks keystone light

    Likes to go out in public and scream til his lungs burn
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Invented pizza
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Dreams with her eyes open...

    ... while driving
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Drives a hearse
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Sleeps in a coffin
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is learning australian slang
    Carpedieznutz wrote: »
    Tucks little Stan between his legs and dances around belching that he would f**k himself while his 40 pet cats just watch

    im pretty sure I peed myself laughing :D

  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    is a nun

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