We broke up because...
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Don't let that white smile fool you, she never brushed her teeth!0
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She didnt like my WaterpiK!0
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She obsessively brushed her teeth everywhere we went and brought her water pik too.. It was really embarrassing when at dinner0
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Wanted to have me tattooed0
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He thought his Ink was better than mine!0
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Wanted me to have her name tattooed on my .........0
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He left me for another man0
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she liked men more than women.0
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She said Potato I said Potato!0
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she liked to wear her hair like cousin IT0
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He could be too less all the time but got mad when I was!0
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Topless*0
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she never wanted to be topless0
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He didnt like my Sexy undergarments
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She didn't appreciate me wearing her sexy undergarments0
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Wouldn't take off those sexy undergarments0
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He took a vacation to swim with dolphins and didn't invite me0
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she was obsessed with dolphins0
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She was always hanging on me...0
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senile thought I was a she0
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Always made cracks referring to my age!
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She thought I dressed too sexy0
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Played "pirates" on my planking efforts -- not as fun as you'd think...0
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He wouldn't let me wear my eye patch & hook0
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She wouldn't watch The Goonies with me because she insisted that it was a horrible rendition of a documentary0
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Referred to my private parts as "the goonies"0
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Too much cissexual privilege
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Rejected my lumberjack Zen...0
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Wanted to lick my toes0
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