We broke up because...
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She won the lottery but blew all the money on buying more lottery tickets0
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One tripped me, and the other one stole my ChocoTaco! Imagetchu both!0
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He liked dual personalities and I couldnt compete0
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'cause shortly after this pic was taken, he relieved himself in that little "Habitrial" box hanging off the side of a perfectly good building.0
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He claimed that global warming was causing his gap to increase....
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He had a problem keeping me warm0
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She kept trying to warm her cold feet on my legs.
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She emitted heat at night0
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Complained that I was cold but wouldn't let me warm up0
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She couldn't take the heat0
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So he cheated on me0
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She felt cheated and lacking in the relationship0
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She said we were on a break 0
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I wanted to go to spring break and she took a break0
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... she got new glasses
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Is scared of spiders, and uses me as a human shield.0
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She moved over seas and married a man for his yacht0
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he couldnt put his phone down0
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