We broke up because...

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  • jlima845
    jlima845 Posts: 388 Member
    She could never understand what I was saying
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Refused to learn australian..
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Refused to learn australian..

    ^Ha ha ha^

    Always pointing out the obvious
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    I liked the obscure, she liked the obvious. Doomed
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Always tried to style my chest hair... corn-rows are more painful than they seem
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Never spoke to me...would write on my mfp newsfeed only
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Yeah, she only wrote to me on my newsfeed as well...

    ... always in lowercase letters (and that wasn't a mystery for anyone) :cry:
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    It's still really difficult to talk about. Ask him
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She can be so cruel :'(
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    @Tonydevolani_ He was constantly in a state of denial -- even hides behind his Hello Kitty mask when he has an acne breakout.

    @slimgirljo15 - she didn't like ribbons and insisted on coarse hemp ropes
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    He was so cruel and mocked the love of my life
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Ah, but only the one love of your life... and what about all the others that I've always been nothing but gracious about? Even that one kinda super-young kid that needed a jumpstart to get his old Chevy to run so he could get home before curfew? I didn't mock that fine young man, did I? (he could'a used a breath mint, honestly I'm not sure what you two did...) Or those other two guys that ran off in such a hurry that they had each other's tee shirts on ? I didn't mock those two....

    ... oh, and the "cat"? She, I didn't mock (you know those were plastic -- yeah, I guess you would know...)

    And that "bong-water Bob" guy? Geesch, he wreaked of weed all the time, it's a wonder the bedroom didn't begin to sprout-up in plants I didn't mock his stink or hygiene di I...

    so, it's just because of this one guy... huh??
  • Nicospan
    Nicospan Posts: 1,175 Member
    edited April 2015
    Talking tooo much......I wanted to sleep
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Pfft: Yeah wanted to "Sleep" with every Floozie around town!!! :angry:
  • horsewhisper91
    horsewhisper91 Posts: 456 Member
    She didn't like me doing handstands in when we went out to places.
  • kbxiii
    kbxiii Posts: 865 Member
    she was more flexible than i was..
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I could never be spontaneous with her because she was never flexible with her schedule!
  • Emmafire
    Emmafire Posts: 869 Member
    She was to fabulous for me to keep up
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    She broke all the expensive china that I owned.
  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
    Couldn't cook PANCAKES
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She would disappear from time to time ..my heart couldn't take the separation <3
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was all broken up about Marilyn! I couldnt replace her!
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    But she replaced me!
  • trinahalchishick
    trinahalchishick Posts: 96 Member
    PewterSky wrote: »
    But she replaced me!

    She wouldn't look at me. Always avoiding eye contact.

  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    We were always competing against each other on who's red hair could be bolder!
  • strickland313
    strickland313 Posts: 63 Member
    I wouldn't buy her a Mercedes.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited April 2015
    He bought me a mercedes but it was the wrong colour :#
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    She insisted on using my toothbrush from 5 years ago :astonished:
  • SuzyQAzureblue
    SuzyQAzureblue Posts: 4,256 Member
    She couldnt understand I couldnt let go of my past
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    She kept quizzing me about where I'd been, when was relevant is where I am now.

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