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He liked to read in bed
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she doesn't like reading in bed!0
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She wouldnt let me tie her up0
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She would tie me up so that she could sneak out and be with her other Lovers!
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Little did @SuzyQAzureblue know who was sneaking in after she'd left those nights. Do ya still miss me @FabulousFantasticFifty ? Want me back, or should I just re-fasten your ropes while you wait for someone better?0
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His typing fingers were worn down to nubbs.
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Dear Heart and I are not breaking up -- so why are we posting here???0
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he pulled his ear off0
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When I said let's take your car she always insisted on the donkey.0
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She'd rather ride a donkey than me.....0
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kittyd7015 wrote: »he pulled his ear off
She always wanted me to give her a piggy back ride0 -
he took selfies all da time0
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kittyd7015 wrote: »he took selfies all da time
Her entire wardrobe was bikini's -- even for formal dinners out
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he neva brushed his hair0
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She hung out at the beach to much0
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he took things to personally lol0
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kittyd7015 wrote: »he took things to personally lol
You do realize I'm joking right? She couldn't see my sarcasm0 -
She was too relaxed - wanted to live the life of a beach bum0
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prefered da gym to hangin wit me0
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