Post a lie about the person above

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  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
    buys those children :o
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Hates nandos with a passion :p
  • monstalosta
    monstalosta Posts: 2,248 Member
    I saw you kissing Santa Claus
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    You are santa claus :o
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is a celibate nun in a convent high in the mountains where she maintains a strict vow of silence
  • Doug_T
    Doug_T Posts: 163 Member
    Often wishes he was a Young Vietnamese girl married to a Navy man.
  • cdcruizer05
    cdcruizer05 Posts: 1,006 Member
    poops gold
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Likes to hang out with Navy men -- the bigger and smellier the better
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    Sculpts tiny nipples into his chicken breasts to help maintain his interest in his eating plan. Also, has begun fashioning lingerie for these breasts using baby-leaf-spinach, to enhance his visual meal presentations.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He hangs out with cdcruizer05
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Has never seen the sun
  • AgentOrangeJuice
    AgentOrangeJuice Posts: 1,069 Member
    Doesn't crack walnuts between those cheeks.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    Digs the Pillsbury dough-boy ...,, Which just breaks my heart.
    (and now I've seen the moon!)
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    often dresses as the pillsbury dough boy and runs around with sticky fingers
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Alisontheice wrote: »
    often dresses as the pillsbury dough boy and runs around with sticky fingers
    Um, duh! Wouldn't you ??

    Had her skates excessively rockered to emulate high-heeled pumps to help accentuate her legs/derriere
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    They put sprinkles on everything!
  • jackiereaves
    jackiereaves Posts: 95 Member
    She travels in a hot air balloon to avoid getting stuck in traffic
  • RichM601
    RichM601 Posts: 305 Member
    She dances to "what is love" like the night at the roxbury
  • Yogi_warrior
    Yogi_warrior Posts: 5,464 Member
    He got laid.
  • iamangrydoug
    iamangrydoug Posts: 1,020 Member
    His arms look so weak!
  • gquesnelle
    gquesnelle Posts: 206 Member
    Doug is actually the attractive woman in the photo.
  • iamangrydoug
    iamangrydoug Posts: 1,020 Member
    gquesnelle wrote: »
    Doug is actually the attractive woman in the photo.

    But that is not a lie. Try again.
  • gquesnelle
    gquesnelle Posts: 206 Member
    iamangrydoug wrote: »
    gquesnelle wrote: »
    Doug is actually the attractive woman in the photo.

    But that is not a lie. Try again.

    Not sure if you're joking, assuming you're male due to "Doug", and if you are a male and that is you in the photo... I have some issues to go talk about with my therapist.


    Uhhhhhh, you lost your first pet, Leonard the Goldfish, after somebody on the road accidentally ran over him.
  • gquesnelle
    gquesnelle Posts: 206 Member
    Tonydevolanii wrote: »
    that was for me mister selfie

    oi!

    Tony, you need to edit your post to be a lie about me.
  • gquesnelle
    gquesnelle Posts: 206 Member
    Tonydevolanii wrote: »
    im bored
    hes gay
    here
    its a lie thread then youre not
    everything okk

    :|
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    As shown above, he only takes selfies while hanging upside down against his closet door. Unfortunately, this means that he never has any change in his pockets and cannot carry keys.
  • LisaMahlet
    LisaMahlet Posts: 453 Member
    He made all his millions being a Chippendale dancer!
  • Irishdude441
    Irishdude441 Posts: 82 Member
    likes to read comic books!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Just can't enjoy a good pint; thinks it tastes yukky
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He is revered on MFP -- he has his own adoring fan club who idolize his ability to creatively lie profusely.

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