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  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
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    buys those children :o
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Hates nandos with a passion :p
  • monstalosta
    monstalosta Posts: 2,248 Member
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    I saw you kissing Santa Claus
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    You are santa claus :o
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    Is a celibate nun in a convent high in the mountains where she maintains a strict vow of silence
  • Doug_T
    Doug_T Posts: 148 Member
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    Often wishes he was a Young Vietnamese girl married to a Navy man.
  • cdcruizer05
    cdcruizer05 Posts: 1,006 Member
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    poops gold
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    Likes to hang out with Navy men -- the bigger and smellier the better
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
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    Sculpts tiny nipples into his chicken breasts to help maintain his interest in his eating plan. Also, has begun fashioning lingerie for these breasts using baby-leaf-spinach, to enhance his visual meal presentations.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    He hangs out with cdcruizer05
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    Has never seen the sun
  • AgentOrangeJuice
    AgentOrangeJuice Posts: 1,069 Member
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    Doesn't crack walnuts between those cheeks.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
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    Digs the Pillsbury dough-boy ...,, Which just breaks my heart.
    (and now I've seen the moon!)
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    often dresses as the pillsbury dough boy and runs around with sticky fingers
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    Alisontheice wrote: »
    often dresses as the pillsbury dough boy and runs around with sticky fingers
    Um, duh! Wouldn't you ??

    Had her skates excessively rockered to emulate high-heeled pumps to help accentuate her legs/derriere
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
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    They put sprinkles on everything!
  • jackiereaves
    jackiereaves Posts: 95 Member
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    She travels in a hot air balloon to avoid getting stuck in traffic
  • RichM601
    RichM601 Posts: 305 Member
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    She dances to "what is love" like the night at the roxbury
  • Yogi_warrior
    Yogi_warrior Posts: 5,465 Member
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    He got laid.
  • iamangrydoug
    iamangrydoug Posts: 1,020 Member
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    His arms look so weak!

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