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  • gquesnelle
    gquesnelle Posts: 206 Member
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    Doug is actually the attractive woman in the photo.
  • iamangrydoug
    iamangrydoug Posts: 1,020 Member
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    gquesnelle wrote: »
    Doug is actually the attractive woman in the photo.

    But that is not a lie. Try again.
  • gquesnelle
    gquesnelle Posts: 206 Member
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    gquesnelle wrote: »
    Doug is actually the attractive woman in the photo.

    But that is not a lie. Try again.

    Not sure if you're joking, assuming you're male due to "Doug", and if you are a male and that is you in the photo... I have some issues to go talk about with my therapist.


    Uhhhhhh, you lost your first pet, Leonard the Goldfish, after somebody on the road accidentally ran over him.
  • gquesnelle
    gquesnelle Posts: 206 Member
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    that was for me mister selfie

    oi!

    Tony, you need to edit your post to be a lie about me.
  • gquesnelle
    gquesnelle Posts: 206 Member
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    im bored
    hes gay
    here
    its a lie thread then youre not
    everything okk

    :|
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    As shown above, he only takes selfies while hanging upside down against his closet door. Unfortunately, this means that he never has any change in his pockets and cannot carry keys.
  • LisaMahlet
    LisaMahlet Posts: 453 Member
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    He made all his millions being a Chippendale dancer!
  • Irishdude441
    Irishdude441 Posts: 82 Member
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    likes to read comic books!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    Just can't enjoy a good pint; thinks it tastes yukky
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    He is revered on MFP -- he has his own adoring fan club who idolize his ability to creatively lie profusely.
  • kbxiii
    kbxiii Posts: 865 Member
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    Is a Harry Potter fanatic
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    edited April 2015
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    Likes to get up close to strangers to take a selfie. She's already been giving warnings for her unwanted personal space violations
  • kbxiii
    kbxiii Posts: 865 Member
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    The restraining order you sent was harsh :pensive:
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    I like my space...it keeps the weirdos away :D
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Is an awful guy...
  • kbxiii
    kbxiii Posts: 865 Member
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    At least don't broadcast it, let people make their own decisions. Maybe some enjoy the invasion of privacy
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
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    Only eats carrots
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Hates kitties :p
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    Everybody knows I love my personal space
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
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    Is a Brony