MFP Dating Thread

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  • jessie580
    jessie580 Posts: 87
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    As long as we are listing qualities for the sake of wasting time at work:

    1) Must like my ginormous wiener (not kidding)
    2) Must like my sense of humor and enjoy laughter and comedy
    3) Must like (but not necessarily love) working out
    4) Must respect the fact that I have outside interests and pursue them
    5) Must be ambitious (as I am also ambitious)
    6) Must enjoy life and be a positive person
    7) Can be a Horn-Dog, but not the main objective
    8) Exotic looks important but not a must (beauty is only skin deep)
    9) Must not mind that I get hit on daily (I can't help it see #1)

    I'm not really looking for anyone at the moment, but this thread looked like fun :)

    LOL I am guessing you have a big WIENER DOG? ;D

    I am a non-wiener girl myself but that cracked me up.
  • jessie580
    jessie580 Posts: 87
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    well, *I* am taken by my wonderful girlfriend BUT I want to play!
    so! this is what I like :D

    have a job!
    goals
    want to have a baby with ME
    be tall-ish
    and not girly lol
    dark hair
    be kind to everyone!
    like scary movies
    like to cuddle with me :D
    enjoy sushi
    love me fat or skinny

    (I got lucky and got all the above!) :D except she is kinda short lol.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    She has to be intelligent.
    Confident in herself to have a conversation.
    See herself as beautiful and sexy as I see her.
    Strong and holding her head high.
    Likes to be outdoors and in nature.
    Likes cuddling and snuggling.
    Likes to kiss.
    Likes to get (ahem) frisky.
    Willing to put up with me,able to tell me to "knock it off" and love me through all.
  • Breckgirl
    Breckgirl Posts: 606 Member
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    YOU:

    Must be above dirt, vertical, and breathing.
    Have functioning gray cells.
    Must not live with your moma unless you own the house.
    Must not have been riding a tricycle the year the Beatles broke up.


    ME:

    Views kid like bumber stickers...I'll enjoy the heck out of yours but don't want of my own!
    Has a dry sence of humor and can be a bit of a prankster.
    Loves the west and traveling.
    Has hugged many trees and kissed many frogs, done with the frogs!
  • SoldierDad
    SoldierDad Posts: 1,602
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    Only 5'8 sorry ladies.
  • JEK717
    JEK717 Posts: 1,497
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    Only 5'8 sorry ladies.

    Haha....tall guys are H O T!

    5'8 is sorta tall!
  • jrhstarlight
    jrhstarlight Posts: 867 Member
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    For fun: I have met the only man who has met my requirements and alas he doesnt want me :(
    Can not be married or ever been married
    No kids from previous relationship(s) but yes I want kids but only with him
    Can not smoke or drink not even socially and naturally not do drugs any kind
    Sense of Humor
    Put up with my goofiness
    Love movies not to the extent I do but you have to watch some with me especially horror cuz its my fav <3
    Willing to go out in public to do anything pda is nice bonus
    Willing to deal with my high sex drive ( theres lots in this category but I'll leave at that)
    Know alot about computers cause I don't :) ie if i need one built he can do it
    Be hygienic!
    Cuddle from time to time

    Thats a good list for now :D
  • SoldierDad
    SoldierDad Posts: 1,602
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    Only 5'8 sorry ladies.

    Haha....tall guys are H O T!

    5'8 is sorta tall!

    Lol, I guess that makes me sorta hot! Thanks baby!
  • kimber607
    kimber607 Posts: 7,128 Member
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    Only 5'8 sorry ladies.

    Haha....tall guys are H O T!

    5'8 is sorta tall!

    Not if u are 5'8
    LOL
  • alvi002
    alvi002 Posts: 23
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    MUST HAVE A GINORMOUS WEINER! other then that, who really cares! jk jk... too long of a list to even attempt. prolly why im still single!

    OK Where do I sign up?
    right here on the dotted line

    x- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

    but u should know, this always means u sign ur rights over to ur ginormous weiner and its now mine to do as i please with. and i will put it out there... it might be a bit bizarre! u have been warned! lol.

    SIGN ME UP!!!
  • alvi002
    alvi002 Posts: 23
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    1. Must be Jake Gyllenhaal.

    Other than that, I'm pretty flexible...

    LOL
    same here.....except I prefer David Beckham...what's wrong with that..:ohwell: :laugh: :tongue:

    I PLAY SOCCER, DOES THAT COUNT??? :laugh: :tongue:
  • kevin2406
    kevin2406 Posts: 38 Member
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    1. Do not/have never done drugs (ex was doing them behind my back)
    2. Not be a felon (found this out during the divorce)
    3. Be ambitious
    4. Not be afraid to try new things
    5. Educated with a decent job (tired of being sponged off of)
    6. No kids but must want them
    7. Sarcastic wit
    8. Down to earth (ie enjoying just hanging out)
    9. Not be high maintenance
    10. Faithful

    Just my requirements for now. Subject to change without notice;)
  • mommiedawn
    mommiedawn Posts: 53 Member
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    Probably not as much fun to read what a married woman thinks but here you go:

    I like confidence that is nowhere remotely close to narcissism
    I like compassionate people and deep thinkers
    I desire in a man:
    Strength of character
    A personal code of honor
    A bit of a contrarian
    Able to handle that I'm capable of making as much or more money than him
    Able to handle that I'm outgoing, have seven brothers, and befriend men easily without it leading to romance
    Able to handle my appetite for intimacy and have an interest in mutual pleasure
    A joy of adventure, so camping canoeing hiking, road trips, bbq's with friends, experimenting with cooking, etc.
    Able to handle the quiet moments like independently reading books or quietly enjoying the sky together
    I like a man who enjoys hearing what I think of him but doesn't require it for his sense of well being
    I like a man who knows when he needs his own space and is respectful about how he gets it and uses it
    I like a man who realizes women definitely are different than men, respects that and enjoys the role he gets to play in my life as the stronger of the two sexes
    I like a man who takes care to be healthy both physically and mentally (but isn't over the top about every inch of his body because if it borders on insecurity or defining himself by his appearance then it's a turnoff)
    I like a man who takes his responsibility as a citizen seriously and votes and keeps up with what is going on in the world as it affects himself, his family, his career, and his pursuit of happiness
    I like a man who can accept that my interests are varied
    I like a man willing to expose himself to my world even though our worlds may be very different, and then get out of mine again when I want it for myself
    Above all I want someone who doesn't think he has to lead me through life, who doesn't plan to follow my lead, and who when the moments are ripe for it, is at my side enjoying and dealing with the various experiences life presents and who is capable of the introspection and awareness required to know when you are truly loved by another person.

    Okay I'm all serious and boring....
  • wvmark41
    wvmark41 Posts: 124 Member
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    No particular order:

    1.) Similar religious, political, financial beliefs.
    2.) Loves to ride Harleys (or on the back of mine).
    3.) Likes country music and living in the hills.
    4.) Discrete in public... but an wildcat at home. ;-)
    5.) A wildcat at home... but discrete in public. :-)
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,049 Member
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    6"0 TALL over here ladies.....and I got an awesome sun tan!.....damn!
  • aliakat
    aliakat Posts: 16
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    Ok, I don't know what everybody else is doing but I am looking at a mound of paperwork on my desk and I am trying to avoid it. So because of that I am going to start another MFP dating thread. Lol which is in of itself funny cause my life is so busy (work fulltime, have full custody of 2 small kids, coach, etc) that I do not have time to date. But this is mainly to distract me from work :-) So what are the qualities you look for in someone when you decide to date? For me (in no particular order)...

    1. Must share the same faith as me
    2. Must love kids
    3. Must have kids and/or want more kids
    4. Must be honest & faithful
    5. Has to be a country girl at heart
    6. Has to have a silly side
    7. Must be compassionate, passionate and kind
    8. Must respect that the kids always come first.

    What does everybody else's list look like?

    1. Check!
    2. Check!
    3. I want about 15 kids...No joke. - Adoption : )
    4. Check!
    5. Check!
    6. Check check! Can a person be TO silly?
    7. Check!
    8. Check!

    To bad I am kinda young : )

    And I am pretty old! lol :-) 34.5 years old!

    Oooh, please don't call 34 yrs of age old!!! :(
  • aliakat
    aliakat Posts: 16
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    Ok, I don't know what everybody else is doing but I am looking at a mound of paperwork on my desk and I am trying to avoid it. So because of that I am going to start another MFP dating thread. Lol which is in of itself funny cause my life is so busy (work fulltime, have full custody of 2 small kids, coach, etc) that I do not have time to date. But this is mainly to distract me from work :-) So what are the qualities you look for in someone when you decide to date? For me (in no particular order)...

    1. Must share the same faith as me
    2. Must love kids
    3. Must have kids and/or want more kids
    4. Must be honest & faithful
    5. Has to be a country girl at heart
    6. Has to have a silly side
    7. Must be compassionate, passionate and kind
    8. Must respect that the kids always come first.

    What does everybody else's list look like?

    1. Check!
    2. Check!
    3. I want about 15 kids...No joke. - Adoption : )
    4. Check!
    5. Check!
    6. Check check! Can a person be TO silly?
    7. Check!
    8. Check!

    To bad I am kinda young : )

    And I am pretty old! lol :-) 34.5 years old!

    Oooh, please don't call 34 yrs of age old!!! :(
  • SoldierDad
    SoldierDad Posts: 1,602
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    Ok, I don't know what everybody else is doing but I am looking at a mound of paperwork on my desk and I am trying to avoid it. So because of that I am going to start another MFP dating thread. Lol which is in of itself funny cause my life is so busy (work fulltime, have full custody of 2 small kids, coach, etc) that I do not have time to date. But this is mainly to distract me from work :-) So what are the qualities you look for in someone when you decide to date? For me (in no particular order)...

    1. Must share the same faith as me
    2. Must love kids
    3. Must have kids and/or want more kids
    4. Must be honest & faithful
    5. Has to be a country girl at heart
    6. Has to have a silly side
    7. Must be compassionate, passionate and kind
    8. Must respect that the kids always come first.

    What does everybody else's list look like?

    1. Check!
    2. Check!
    3. I want about 15 kids...No joke. - Adoption : )
    4. Check!
    5. Check!
    6. Check check! Can a person be TO silly?
    7. Check!
    8. Check!

    To bad I am kinda young : )

    And I am pretty old! lol :-) 34.5 years old!

    Oooh, please don't call 34 yrs of age old!!! :(

    Your very right. I still fell like I am 20 and can out do most 20 year olds. But I have many young employs and they say mid 30s is old. lol
  • ♥AngelKisses♥
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    YOU:

    Must be above dirt, vertical, and breathing.
    Have functioning gray cells.
    Must not live with your moma unless you own the house.
    Must not have been riding a tricycle the year the Beatles broke up.


    ME:

    Views kid like bumber stickers...I'll enjoy the heck out of yours but don't want of my own!
    Has a dry sence of humor and can be a bit of a prankster.
    Loves the west and traveling.
    Has hugged many trees and kissed many frogs, done with the frogs!

    LMAO!!! LOVE THIS!! Expecially the kids like bumper stickers!
  • Bourgeoisqueen
    Bourgeoisqueen Posts: 69 Member
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    Here is my list:


    1. J-O-B
    2. Must have your own place
    3. Not a smoker
    4. Must have transportation
    5. Must love kids( I have one child)
    6. Must have great sense of humor
    7. Please have a personality
    8. I like Baskin Robbins(meaning all flavors of the rainbow) I don't discriminate...this latte like cream , cinnamon, irish cream and kahlua...lol...