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  • bryantparson
    bryantparson Posts: 516 Member
    Can recite the entire fishes and flags sections of the Encyclopedia Britannica.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    His name is really Pryant Barson
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    edited May 2015
    Invented his own language when he was 14 and has refused to speak in any other language since then.
  • bryantparson
    bryantparson Posts: 516 Member
    Once ate an entire crop of carrots.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Only has one ear. He cut off his right ear to give to his 1st grade teacher who he was madly in love with.
  • madhu1981
    madhu1981 Posts: 4,829 Member
    she wear 2 panties every day to beef up her bums
  • bryantparson
    bryantparson Posts: 516 Member
    Can totally turn water into wine, but won't for you. She doesn't like you.
  • bryantparson
    bryantparson Posts: 516 Member
    Still has her 2nd grade drawings on her fridge. They're just OK.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Lives next door to me
  • madhu1981
    madhu1981 Posts: 4,829 Member
    she loves chat wid me
  • Gabrielm80
    Gabrielm80 Posts: 1,458 Member
    Has read every Nicholas Sparks book.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Writes poetry in his spare time and his muse is Justin beiber
  • Gabrielm80
    Gabrielm80 Posts: 1,458 Member
    edited May 2015
    PewterSky wrote: »
    Writes poetry in his spare time and his muse is Justin beiber

    True story....
    Poem name:
    bleeding ear

    WHY IS MY EAR BLEEDING
    WHAT IS THIS TORTURE
    WHY WONT YOU END MY MISERY
    WHAT KIND OF GOD ALLOWS THIS
    ITS NO LONGER A WONDERFUL LIFE KINDA WORLD



    Wants to marry a death row convict
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Gabrielm80 wrote: »
    PewterSky wrote: »
    Writes poetry in his spare time and his muse is Justin beiber

    True story....
    Poem name:
    bleeding ear

    WHY IS MY EAR BLEEDING
    WHAT IS THIS TORTURE
    WHY WONT YOU END MY MISERY
    WHAT KIND OF GOD ALLOWS THIS
    ITS NO LONGER A WONDERFUL LIFE KINDA WORLD



    Wants to marry a death row convict

    Lol. Keep up the poetry

    Likes women with mustaches

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is australian :p
  • augold86
    augold86 Posts: 587 Member
    Is a nun
  • Deltaoutlaw
    Deltaoutlaw Posts: 350 Member
    Loves pickle juice smoothies.
  • madhu1981
    madhu1981 Posts: 4,829 Member
    she is my date
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Never goes to the gym
  • bryantparson
    bryantparson Posts: 516 Member
    World champion horseshoe player.
  • bryantparson
    bryantparson Posts: 516 Member
    Worships the noodly appendage.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Is not right in the head ever since he fell off the stairs
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is studying to take vows of silence while at a Buddhist monastery
  • madhu1981
    madhu1981 Posts: 4,829 Member
    eats dead mans testicles
  • bryantparson
    bryantparson Posts: 516 Member
    Eats live mens testicles.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Wears a chain around his neck with a picture of his pet turtle in it.
  • augold86
    augold86 Posts: 587 Member
    Actually believes he's Batman
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Actually believes she's catwoman
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is traveling the world on cruise ships just for the fun of it
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Has her breakfast for 'free; between the supermarket isles, each morning. A pack of grapes, a banana and some milk.

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