We broke up because...

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  • SuperSnoopy
    SuperSnoopy Posts: 3,464 Member
    shes too tall!!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He didnt want just one girl but all... ;)
  • msbunnie68
    msbunnie68 Posts: 1,894 Member
    Called me a giraffe. Devastated.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Shoe shopping with her was a terrible ordeal not only for me but all the people in the shoe store. She once kicked the store staff after she was unable to find the perfect red peep toes she wanted.
  • BigLifter10
    BigLifter10 Posts: 1,153 Member
    Complained too much about how I shop for shoes!
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Wanted to wear matching outfits every time we went out. AWKWARD!
  • msbunnie68
    msbunnie68 Posts: 1,894 Member
    Never wanted to do anything together.
  • BigLifter10
    BigLifter10 Posts: 1,153 Member
    Always wore stiletto's when we'd go out....then ask to swap shoes w/me half way through because her feet hurt.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    She wanted me to accompany her to a basket and fabric weaving class at 7 in the morning. I just couldn't deal with it
  • msbunnie68
    msbunnie68 Posts: 1,894 Member
    Not a morning person.
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    she tried to wear these shoes when we were going hiking
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    He'd never accompany me to places I wanted to go to
  • nelliiann
    nelliiann Posts: 108 Member
    Everywhere we go she'd flirt with all the cool guys and girls in town... I couldn't take that bs so I was waiting for her At the Doe and she had to GO!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was always saying she was waiting at the Doe, I don't even think there's such a place!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She kept me waiting .....
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    He was too impatient
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He was a Mental Patient! (Or maybe it was me!) I seem to have forgotten which!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Had some kind of memory problems
  • alyssa_rest
    alyssa_rest Posts: 276 Member
    Found out he was cheating on me with a mental patient
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She dumped me when she found out about my Other personalities!
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    She had one good personality. Yet she had multiple bad ones
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I found out he was taking advantage of one of the "Others"
  • uniquelymev
    uniquelymev Posts: 53 Member
    She always wore a 'wonder woman cape' & it would flap in my face constantly. ;)
  • alyssa_rest
    alyssa_rest Posts: 276 Member
    She didn't like role playing when I was the superhero......... :/
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  • abbylisious
    abbylisious Posts: 391 Member
    He expected me to throw my unmentionables at him all the time!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I caught her throwing her unmentionables down to random strangers when we were up on the Ferris wheel!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Wanted to be entertained all day every day -- wanted 24/7 admission to Six Flags
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Recently stole 4 flags from the amusement park, and somehow 2-flags is no longer entertaining enough to hold my interest.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    He was a flag enthusiast which didnt mesh too well with my stamp collecting dreams