The worst thing a woman can say to a man?

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  • trish2016
    trish2016 Posts: 156 Member
    You bore me.
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    Can I stick it in your butt!
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Put your hand inside me....ok, now put the other hand....yes, keep the other hand as well. now try to clap....pretty tight huh??
  • rothca12
    rothca12 Posts: 41 Member
    Noelv1976 wrote: »
    Put your hand inside me....ok, now put the other hand....yes, keep the other hand as well. now try to clap....pretty tight huh??

    I really hope that is not a true story. Blah
  • geraldaltman
    geraldaltman Posts: 1,739 Member
    Just recently said to me..."I don't want a friendship with you anymore....I am very very sorry I ever got involved with you."
  • KTOneTwentyTwo
    KTOneTwentyTwo Posts: 315 Member
    I'm late...
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    rothca12 wrote: »
    Noelv1976 wrote: »
    Put your hand inside me....ok, now put the other hand....yes, keep the other hand as well. now try to clap....pretty tight huh??

    I really hope that is not a true story. Blah

    Yes....this is just a joke
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    I'm just gonna go freshen up. (Wha?)
  • wolf39us
    wolf39us Posts: 163 Member
    For me it would be "I'm Pregnant" lol
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    I agree with the "we need to talk" ...that's never good....but then there's always the following:

    "I hate you"
    "You disgust me"
    "I can't even look at your face"
    "Your penis will never be in this again"
    "You're gross"
    "You're disgusting"
    "You're acting like your mother"


    ...not that I've ever heard any of those before.
  • blondeinnj
    blondeinnj Posts: 3,215 Member
    I'm going shopping
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    "Whose panties are these...cause they certainly aren't mine"
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    It's ok, your best friend did it longer, maybe you could get some pointers, I'm sure he wouldn't mind.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Instead of going to visit your family, let's go to the swingers club
  • missyw007
    missyw007 Posts: 49 Member
    Your brother is cute! Single?
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    My girlfriend is moving in -- you can sleep in the spare room
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    "Did you find my keys while you were in there?"
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    My boyfriend asked me to stop taking my birth control pills a few months ago -- you could be a daddy Honey.....
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    So what's your take on dogs and peanut butter?
  • ericrathbun
    ericrathbun Posts: 2 Member
    My other boyfriend does it like this
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Damn it, it's itching again
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Look Honey, I made $3000 dollars last night -- only met up with 8 guys
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited May 2015
    "daddy, don't touch me there!"
  • mattyc772014
    mattyc772014 Posts: 3,543 Member
    I have a case of the blue waffle.
  • FrozenSongBird
    FrozenSongBird Posts: 3,892 Member
    nothing ... at all, or maybe a really maniacal laugh.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    You don't mind if my seeing eye dog Hamlet stays in the same room, do you?
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    Wait here while I go get a knife
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Her: Honey, I'm pregnant
    Him: How? we havent had sex yet!
    Her: Oh yeahh
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    Why do you smell like fish?
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    C'mon...Really??? :open_mouth:
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