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  • caseyon2nd
    caseyon2nd Posts: 30 Member
    Parades around the house in a duck costume while cleaning.
  • elfnumber2
    elfnumber2 Posts: 455 Member
    really casey was on 1st
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Yells at random people on the street
  • elfnumber2
    elfnumber2 Posts: 455 Member
    i do that though
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Dick fell off after shagging everyones mother I law
  • elfnumber2
    elfnumber2 Posts: 455 Member
    shhhh!
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Oh man, all your secrets are out in the open now. Sings let it go all the time
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited May 2015
    Kept elfs dick in freezer in case it could be stitched back on ...
  • elfnumber2
    elfnumber2 Posts: 455 Member
    did she wow i want it back if she will let me?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    His dick is to be stuffed and mounted on pews wall :o
  • elfnumber2
    elfnumber2 Posts: 455 Member
    she sometimes loans it of Pew if she needs it!!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is frustrated and sad...has nothing to play with... borrows pews wall ornament...
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Just bought my wall ornament for $100 dollars
  • madhu1981
    madhu1981 Posts: 4,829 Member
    edited May 2015
    Her dog will not poop until it get a kiss from her every morning :)
  • Gabrielm80
    Gabrielm80 Posts: 1,458 Member
    Secretly wants to be a shoe maker
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is a gigolo by night...a cross dresser by day
  • Gabrielm80
    Gabrielm80 Posts: 1,458 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Is a gigolo by night...a cross dresser by day

    So I'm Eddie Izard?

    Breeds lizards and runs a site for lizard fetishizes.
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    Still sleeps with a teddy bear
  • laurabethless
    laurabethless Posts: 1,397 Member
    She goes ballet dancing on the roof tops at night.
  • madhu1981
    madhu1981 Posts: 4,829 Member
    edited May 2015
    Water in the pool will evaporate when @laurabethless swims in it - she is too hot
  • Gabrielm80
    Gabrielm80 Posts: 1,458 Member
    Got a tongue implants
  • madhu1981
    madhu1981 Posts: 4,829 Member
    edited May 2015
    He holds a world record for maximum protein farts in a 45 mins workout session
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Takes his turtle for the annual turtle race each year in hopes of winning the championship one-way
  • madhu1981
    madhu1981 Posts: 4,829 Member
    @PewterSky can boil eggs in ice water
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited May 2015
    Is on his way to pews home to whisk her away on an awesome romantic holiday
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Has promised to buy me a pair of shoes
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is on her way to australia for lunch tomorrow
  • S4Lyons
    S4Lyons Posts: 147 Member
    Paints hippos toes nails for fun
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Sucks hippos toenails for fun :p
  • S4Lyons
    S4Lyons Posts: 147 Member
    You were there, you'd know !!!

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