We broke up because...
Replies
-
She made me broke buying her shoes0
-
He threw caution to the wind. Wait...no, he kept blowing wind!
0 -
Couldn't accept losing flex-offs0
-
Wasnt comfortable being my sub
0 -
It was all games for her.0
-
Didn't like to play.0
-
She couldn't handle my game0
-
He could handle my game
0 -
She was always plotting something evil0
-
So many games. I couldn't keep up0
-
Couldn't keep up because she always had to wear heels! Even on a hike!0
-
She didn't believe in vacations, or taking a day off... Such was her workaholic nature. I got tired of being ignored.0
-
She demanded too much attention0
-
He couldn't handle a princess like myself0
-
Too much of a diva0
-
He was a mob boss0
-
She wouldn't carry out hit jobs0
-
Kept forcing me to carry a gun0
-
Kept dropping her guns in public0
-
Marriage got it the way0
-
Because you ate the last piece of cake!!
haha 
0 -
want me to look up her nose at night0
-
Had an unhealthy fascination with noses0
-
Didn't like my nose enough0
-
my beard was soooooo ticklish...0
-
He would t let me stoke his head0
-
She liked her boobs more than she liked me. 0
-
wore sunglasses at night0
-
He was outta my league!0
-
She kept trying to dye my hair red0
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 394K Introduce Yourself
- 43.9K Getting Started
- 260.3K Health and Weight Loss
- 176K Food and Nutrition
- 47.5K Recipes
- 232.6K Fitness and Exercise
- 431 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.5K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.6K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 153.1K Motivation and Support
- 8.1K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.4K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 3.9K MyFitnessPal Information
- 15 News and Announcements
- 1.2K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.7K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions