Most embarrassing place you have been sick

Noogsofthenorth
Noogsofthenorth Posts: 138 Member
In the car, of a Mormon, on the way to be baptised after abstaining from coffee and tea lol
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  • suruda
    suruda Posts: 1,233 Member
    This was my daughter (but I was there to do clean up)... On the lovely marble floors of the Pearl Harbor Memorial, and of course she had a very colorful shave ice before that so it was pretty vibrant puke...covering the memorial.
  • Noogsofthenorth
    Noogsofthenorth Posts: 138 Member
    Omg!
  • Katleskin
    Katleskin Posts: 111 Member
    Out of a low pub window after drinking 10 pints of Stella - in front of my future husband. Classy!
  • kamber13
    kamber13 Posts: 249 Member
    Driving home from a County Fair with my younger cousins (10,12) and my boyfriend. We had to pull over on the side of the road and I ran into the damp weeds where I promptly had the worst diarrhea... when I was done, I looked down and saw the weeds and my legs were covered with baby slugs.
  • Lonestar5775
    Lonestar5775 Posts: 740 Member
    In a commercial jet liner. A very humbling experience :-(
  • kristen6350
    kristen6350 Posts: 1,094 Member
    Restaurant, in a rounded booth, stuck in the middle. Classy place at that. Food Poisoning/too much alcohol from previous restaurant. I had had hiccups and activated a gag reflex I guess. Happy 36th B-Day to me!
  • dutchandkiwi
    dutchandkiwi Posts: 1,389 Member
    On my wedding night. Spent most of it on the toilet :-)
  • BigLifter10
    BigLifter10 Posts: 1,153 Member
    Disney World - Epcot. Ate something I normally would not have and paid dearly within a couple of hours, over and over. Ugh. That was 15 years ago....I still recall it easily.
  • WelshPhil1975
    WelshPhil1975 Posts: 138 Member
    Over my boss's arm and shoes.
  • tycho_mx
    tycho_mx Posts: 426 Member
    on my Honeymoon. In Ecuador. After drinking the water after being warned not to by my spouse. Not good at all.

    Was so bad my wife considered sending me to the hospital, but managed to tough it out and even do the tours and all. Only trip in my life where I've actually lost weight.
  • MonkeyMel21
    MonkeyMel21 Posts: 2,396 Member
    At my now husbands house party after playing flip cup. I am not a silent puker.
  • Sweetiepiestef
    Sweetiepiestef Posts: 343 Member
    In my car after a birthday party for my sister and it was not throw up (oh how I wish it had been)
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    Out a car door at a busy intersection. The embarrassing part is that the car was a cop car and I was the cop.
  • Noogsofthenorth
    Noogsofthenorth Posts: 138 Member
    Hahaha
  • MissusSpags
    MissusSpags Posts: 109 Member
    I passed out in church while I was singing in the choir. Didn't puke but man, that was embarrassing..lol.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    well, there was the time it happened in my grandfather's car over the windshield. Then there was the time, in college, that it was down the hall outside the art gallery, and then there was the time that it was while a girl was in my dorm laying on top of me...

    those are probably all tied for #1
  • gquesnelle
    gquesnelle Posts: 206 Member
    In class during like the 6th grade. Been lucky enough since to only have been sick at home.
  • DrunkInAGolfCart
    DrunkInAGolfCart Posts: 57 Member
    Back in '05 I went to my aunt's 50th bday party. She's a director so there were a lot of well known Aussie actors there. I'd just turned 18 and drank way too much. Ended up vomiting everywhere - over the table, chairs, ground. EVERYWHERE. I then accidentally caught my finger on a bit of stray wire on the staircase, forcing my poor mother and cousin to take me to the hospital. I vomited some more in the taxi there and some more again in the hospital waiting room. I needed four stitches.

    I still probably think of that as the most embarrassing event of my life. Ten years later I still cringe at the memory.
  • KidofChrist
    KidofChrist Posts: 11 Member
    Sick on the first night of my honeymoon. Got to the hotel and spent the better part of the night in the bathroom. All these years later we still laugh about it.
  • emily889
    emily889 Posts: 296 Member
    Out a car at a stop light on my 25th birthday, I had the door open and hurled right there, then the light changed and traffic started honking so my friend proceeded to turn left and I puked hanging out the car the whole time. Good times! My other best friend in the back seat said he hasn't seen anyone puke out a moving car since high school, not my proudest moment.
  • LeanButNotMean44
    LeanButNotMean44 Posts: 852 Member
    I have more of these stories than I care to admit, but the most mortifying was on a VERY hot and VERY crowded train over Labor Day weekend many years ago. The train made an unscheduled stop to get me off of it.
  • fallenoaks4
    fallenoaks4 Posts: 63 Member
    My husband has a story about a college friend - he was giving a girl oral and threw up. True story.
  • hotnumber
    hotnumber Posts: 222 Member
    On an airplane, coming back from England, ate some chocolate cake and had the runs all the way home
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,123 Member
    I'm working on a boat never been seasick...once on a ferrie to England, clear weather no waves, was sick as hell & puked all over the place. Still regularly reminded by the wifey....
  • KTOneTwentyTwo
    KTOneTwentyTwo Posts: 315 Member
    I was 9yrs old taking a plan by myself to visit my dad.. I started to feel nauseous and was stuck in the middle. Told the man next to I wasn't feeling well.. He grabbed the puke bag right away. He wasn't fast enough.. Just missed his leg and puked all over myself.. 7hr flight was embarrassing.. Getting off the plane was even worse with comments from others "what is that smell??! Gross". Let's just say I never trusted my moms homemade pizza again..
  • SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage Posts: 2,668 Member
    edited May 2015
    This past Tuesday night, after the New Kids on the Block concert in the suite, open bar. I'd gone for a 10km run before and the only thing for me to eat in the suite was veggies. I ended up falling-down drunk, vomited all over myself and my friend's car (inside and out), and made them stop on the side of the highway where I removed my pants and continued to vomit for 30 minutes before they could finally get me back into the car and drive me home to my poor unsuspecting husband.

    Next day I had an appointment at the hospital an hour's drive away. Husband was at work and my car was still parked downtown. I had to call my mother in law to drive me, bucket and packet of wet-wipes in my lap.

    It's been almost a week and I still haven't recovered physically or mentally.

    So yeah. Beat that.

    (BTW, I've vowed not to drink for a year)

    ETA: no, I'm not newly of-age, I am almost 40 :neutral:
  • TheBigFb
    TheBigFb Posts: 649 Member
    Katleskin wrote: »
    Out of a low pub window after drinking 10 pints of Stella - in front of my future husband. Classy!

    Love it

  • Vixenmd1
    Vixenmd1 Posts: 146 Member
    After 20 years of me being a vegan my brother decided that when I was in NYC with my kido he and his wife would take me, my son, my dad, and my mom to the very nice veg restaurant in NYC. Seems I had come down with the flu. I felt off on the subway before we got there. I had two bites of food and then felt amazing sick. Someone was in their bathroom so with a place that was ALL windows I had zero choice or time. I ran out the front door and was bent over vomiting into the street in full view of all of the people (including my family) inside of the restaurant trying to eat their dinner for like 10 mins. It was horrid. Plus we were there to site see and all I did was stay on my brothers couch while my family explored NYC. This was like 6 years ago but it is still awful to think about.
  • techgal128
    techgal128 Posts: 719 Member
    I puked in a trash can right outside of a restaurant in full view of the people eating on the outside patio. Sorry guys. :(
  • techgal128
    techgal128 Posts: 719 Member
    edited May 2015
    double post