Most embarrassing place you have been sick

My husband has a story about a college friend - he was giving a girl oral and threw up. True story.

I'm working on a boat never been seasick...once on a ferrie to England, clear weather no waves, was sick as hell & puked all over the place. Still regularly reminded by the wifey....

This past Tuesday night, after the New Kids on the Block concert in the suite, open bar. I'd gone for a 10km run before and the only thing for me to eat in the suite was veggies. I ended up falling-down drunk, vomited all over myself and my friend's car (inside and out), and made them stop on the side of the highway where I removed my pants and continued to vomit for 30 minutes before they could finally get me back into the car and drive me home to my poor unsuspecting husband.

Next day I had an appointment at the hospital an hour's drive away. Husband was at work and my car was still parked downtown. I had to call my mother in law to drive me, bucket and packet of wet-wipes in my lap.

It's been almost a week and I still haven't recovered physically or mentally.

So yeah. Beat that.

(BTW, I've vowed not to drink for a year)

ETA: no, I'm not newly of-age, I am almost 40

After 20 years of me being a vegan my brother decided that when I was in NYC with my kido he and his wife would take me, my son, my dad, and my mom to the very nice veg restaurant in NYC. Seems I had come down with the flu. I felt off on the subway before we got there. I had two bites of food and then felt amazing sick. Someone was in their bathroom so with a place that was ALL windows I had zero choice or time. I ran out the front door and was bent over vomiting into the street in full view of all of the people (including my family) inside of the restaurant trying to eat their dinner for like 10 mins. It was horrid. Plus we were there to site see and all I did was stay on my brothers couch while my family explored NYC. This was like 6 years ago but it is still awful to think about.

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a day I tried to go without my pain medication, (chronic pain, not addiction)
it was a full day of keeping my grandmother company while she bought a new dress to go to a wedding in,
we had lunch out and where walking around an expensive dress store when I just exploded, thankfully not on any dresses but they had no public bathroom so I spent a while in the janitor-ing area then was made to wait in the car,

at least I missed the "does this dress make me look fat?" question : D

On the corner of 79th and Broadway, NYC. I had had my wisdom teeth out the day before, and after a day of resting and soft foods, I was feeling stir crazy in my apartment, so I decided to go to for a walk. Made it about six blocks, and suddenly was overcome by nausea. Vomited up scrambled eggs and jello into a garbage can on the corner.

In first grade I threw up in front of a boy I had a crush on while we were dancing in music class.

i dont know if this counts as 'sick' but we were rehearsing for the school play, final scene with everyoen on stage. i do a massive sneeze and a massive amount of green snot goes flying out of my nose and is hanging off my face. while it was embarassing, im so glad it was only at rehearsal and not the actual performance!

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