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Random Thought Thread

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  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    If I'm laying on top of the mattress, is it laying in bed or laying on the bed? Hmm....
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  • purplerosemfp
    purplerosemfp Posts: 152 Member
    It's so hot right now I think bikinis are needed !
  • Lasmartchika
    Lasmartchika Posts: 3,440 Member
    Chocolate donut hit the spot so very well. :yum:
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Why do guys wear tight, saggy jeans? Never understood that.
  • cer_bear
    cer_bear Posts: 232 Member
    If Donald Duck doesn't wear pants, why does he wrap a towel around his waist when he steps out of the shower?
  • Beccacupcake
    Beccacupcake Posts: 49 Member
    Predator add on pack was supposed to be released yesterday.. For Mortal Kombat . I logged on to my PS4 ... Still no notification.. That *kitten* better be released soon. I take my gaming very seriously #notfuckingarpund
  • Beccacupcake
    Beccacupcake Posts: 49 Member
    ^^^how you gonna sensor my post mfp??? Now im really mad lol
  • rosehips60
    rosehips60 Posts: 1,030 Member
    I didn't get my nap before work today and now I'm trying to figure out how little I can get away with doing
  • Lasmartchika
    Lasmartchika Posts: 3,440 Member
    I need caffeine badly. :yawn:
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
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  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    I want a donut
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  • Lasmartchika
    Lasmartchika Posts: 3,440 Member
    My mother turned 70 years old yesterday.
  • FatOldManMN
    FatOldManMN Posts: 1,116 Member
    Its the middle of May and I have to turn on the furnace. What a *kitten* place to live.
  • crawfzilla
    crawfzilla Posts: 153 Member
    I wish I had chameleon eyes so I could look at multiple things at once.
    The only downside is that people could tell when your not paying attention to them
  • HoolaHoopsMcGee
    HoolaHoopsMcGee Posts: 2,749 Member
    I wonder if anyone would notice if I just napped a little at my desk
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Should I hold this fart or let it rip and just claim it?
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    There is a service I have that sends out reports that there is no activity to report.
  • bakenatj610
    bakenatj610 Posts: 151 Member
    What if beavers could fly???
  • Lasmartchika
    Lasmartchika Posts: 3,440 Member
    My feet hurt.
  • dcaiani
    dcaiani Posts: 2,819 Member
    I hope it rains tomorrow
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  • Lasmartchika
    Lasmartchika Posts: 3,440 Member
    I'm hungry!! :cookie:
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    i wonder if he can cook really good fried chicken as he claims...
  • bago08
    bago08 Posts: 360 Member
    How did the salt get into the ocean water?
  • Lasmartchika
    Lasmartchika Posts: 3,440 Member
    I want ALL THE NOMZ for my bday tomorrow!! :drinker:
  • Lasmartchika
    Lasmartchika Posts: 3,440 Member
    Calories don't count today!!

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  • nzchikky
    nzchikky Posts: 304 Member
    Its cold outside so I wont go outside
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    edited May 2015
    Calories don't count today!!

    Belated Happy Birthday to you and your Mom!!

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